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Up Selling
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A young guy starts his first job a general store in a country town. His new boss tells him about up-selling, then a customer walks in and the boss says "Watch me, I'll demonstrate" Customer: I'd like a bag of lawn seed please Boss: Certainly Sir, 1 packet of Lawn Seed and a bag of fertilizer Customer: Why...
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Thermos...
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This guy just started at his new job, working at a p.rno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and asks if he can handle it. The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the bosss positive comments he finally agrees. A few minutes later a white woman walks in and asks, Ho...
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Another Sticker for the Van
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RustyD
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Oldie but goodie..
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An elderly Irish woman of advanced age visited her doctor to ask his advice on reviving her husband's lagging libido.'What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor."Not a chance," she said... "He won't even take an aspirin.""Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an "Irish Viagra.""What's t...
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Rear Camera Sticker
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Just designed a new sticker to go just above the camera at the rear of the Motorhome. I'll cut it out tonight & stick it on this week.
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madaboutled
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Golf Challenge
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A father, son and grandson go out to the country club for their weekly round of golf. Just as they reach the first tee, a beautiful young blonde woman carrying her bag of clubs approaches them. She explains that the member who brought her to the club for a round of golf had an emergency which called him awa...
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Ring of Fire
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Paddy tells his wife "My bumhole is really burning, I've no idea what it is?" "Ring Sting" his wife says. Paddy replies "How the hell will he know?"
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fwdoz
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Wheat Bread
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Two old men were sitting on a park bench discussing their love lives. One told the other "I had sex with a 30-year-old three times last night!" "Wow" his friend said "you must be using that Viagra". "Nope" the man replied "I know a secret: wheat bread. Eat lots of it and you can make love for hours. The seco...
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fwdoz
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Home Security System
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Go to Salvo's and buy a used pair of 12 -14 Boots, Place them on the front patio, along with a few copies of "Guns and Ammo" magazine. Also place out four very large dog feeding bowls. Leave a note on the door that reads, "Bubba, Me and Marcel, Along with Jimmy Ray and Earl, went for more Ammo and Beer. Be ba...
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Possum3
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Breakfast delight.
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She was standing in the kitchen preparing for their usual boiled egg and toast for breakfast wearing only a tee-shirt that she usually slept in. As he walked in almost awake, she turned to him and said softly, "You have to make love to me at this very moment". His eyes lit up as he wondered "I am still dream...
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Arrest me
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Woody n Sue
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The Sheer Nightgown...
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The Sheer Nightgown A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the sheerer, the higher the price.Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.He presents it...
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Cenosilicaphobia
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JA2340
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Doing for Easter...
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Scales.
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She had The winning raffle ticket
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Woody n Sue
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Good Idea
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RustyD
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Old geezers..
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An old physician, Doctor Gordon Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured, get back $1,000."Doctor Digger Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't kno...
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Voted Best Scottish Short Joke
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Voted Best Scottish Short Joke A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dee ye hev any books on suicide?' To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, 'Fook off, ye'll no bring it back! Aussie Paul.
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Mystery of the Universe
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An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, What would you want to talk abou...
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