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A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, You know, Ive lost my wife here in the supermarket.

Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?

The woman looked confused and asked, Why?

Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.



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I was once speaking to my wife as we walked up & down the aisles in the supermarket. Reaching around to help pull the trolley along, there was resistance. I turned around to find my wife nowhere in sight & some frumpy cow sneering at me with a face as black as thunder.

Frigging woman just vanishes into the ionosphere!



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