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When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

The batteries were given out free of charge.

A dentist and manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

Guy who fell on a upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.

Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest




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