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Toilet brush
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A man walks into a store looking for a toilet brush. The store owner shows him a variety of brushes at various prices. The man thinks for a little while, then buys the cheapest one. The next day the man is back at the store. ?Were you unhappy with your purchase?? asks the shopkeeper. ?We have other models...
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0
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1103
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Senior Golfer
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A young man with a few hours to spare one afternoon figures that if he hurries and plays very fast, he can get in nine holes before he has to head home. As he is about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffles onto the tee and asks if he can join him. Although worried this will slow him up, the younger man says, Of co...
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1257
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Quick Hide
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Phillipn
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968
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Jonah and the whale.
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Little Suzie was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal and its throat was very small. But Little Suzie argued that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whal...
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802
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lol...
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aussie_paul
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1033
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More rain.
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It was a disastrous year for the farmers. Rain fell and fell until the government relief agency had to step in and lend a hand. It must have been terrible, a government worker said to a farmer. All that rain. Could have been worse, calmly answered the farmer. My neighbour had more rain than me. Hows tha...
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1
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1005
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Why? Oh why?
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? The first man ap...
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944
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Origin of Yodeling
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Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?. Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him that he could sl...
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Paintar
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968
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bubble gum
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dING
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2
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1102
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Tows a caravan
(Preview)
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned. Susie said, He was born in a manger. Bobby said, He threw the money changers out of the templ...
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1130
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Goat cheese.
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A group of elderly Australians were travelling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing. "These are the older...
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1115
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Divorce settlement
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A husband and wife were getting divorced. After a long meeting the divorce court judge said, Mr Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully and Ive decided to give your wife $475 a week. The husband broke out in a grateful smile and said, Thats very nice, your honour and every now and then Ill try to se...
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997
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Little Johnny - Some kids are smart !!!!
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A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Bill Shorten fans.Not really knowing what a Shorten fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again. Little John...
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aussie_paul
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3
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1395
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Engineers vs Accountants.
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Three engineers and three accountants are travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the three engineers only buy one ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" one of the accountants asks. "Watch and you'll see," a...
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1063
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In Charge of Supplies
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An American, a Canadian and a Japanese were stranded in a deserted island in middle of nowhere. They understood that until rescues arrived, they will need to work together in order to stay alive on the island. So they decided to divide up the tasks.The American points to the Canadian and says: "You wil...
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fwdoz
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855
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The Gynaecologist
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A gynaecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic. So, she found out from her local tech college what was involved, signed up for evening classes and attended diligently, learning all she could.When time for the practical exam approached, she prepared carefully for week...
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fwdoz
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1096
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Nail biter.
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Two old ladies were discussing their husbands. One said, I do wish George would stop biting his nails. Its such a horrible habit. Her friend said, My Arnold used to do the same. But I eventually cured him of it. How did you do that? I hid his teeth.
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1062
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Dirty laundry
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A young couple moved into a new neighbourhood. The next morning while they were eating breakfast, the young woman saw her neighbour hanging her washing outside. That laundry is not very clean, she said sourly. She doesnt know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap. Her husband...
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994
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Ships Captain.
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A ship's captain walks into a bar. He has a ship's wheel stuffed into the front of his trousers. "Hey, you've got a ship's wheel in your trousers!" the bartender exclaimed. "Aye mate, and it's driving me nuts!" the captain replied.
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980
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SENIOR DRIVER
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My neighbour was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair. He said with excitement, "you appear quite elderly to be driving." "Well,...
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