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Old suffragette.
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A drunken man is stumbling along a main street in town, A old local biddy that was always poking her nose where it wasn't wanted, Went over to the drunk soundly chastising him, and said; If you were my husband, I would poison all your liquor. The drunk stammered out; Lady if you were my wife - I'd drink it!
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Possum3
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1
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723
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Enough.
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A man stopped at his favourite watering hole after a hard days work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket. This continued several times before the man's curiosity got the best of him. He leaned...
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Possum3
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1
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737
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Do you check, under the bed for prowlers?
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Do you check, under the bed for prowlers, before you get into bed of an evening? If you do, what are you going to do if there is one under there?
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Possum3
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1
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823
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I think he miss understood
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Woody n Sue
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5
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1068
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Fan belt...
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aussie_paul
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1
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905
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New York Cabbie
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A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey? Haven't y...
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Possum3
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1
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694
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Grandpa!!!!
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aussie_paul
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1
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856
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Friends...
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aussie_paul
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0
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679
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9MM
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Paintar
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0
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790
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hmmm glad I’m not a pharmacist
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The other day I went over to a nearby Pharmacy.When I got there, I went straight to the back of the Store to where the Pharmacists Counter is located.I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter.The Pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me...
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Woody n Sue
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1
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912
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Profane Polly
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A man goes to a pet store in order to buy himself an exotic bird. He tells the clerk, You know I've had a number of pet birds in my life and now I'm looking for something really special. Have anything I might like? Yes sir, I do. I have a South American parrot rumored to have a vocabulary of over 400 words. H...
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Possum3
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0
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831
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Important things in life
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Woody n Sue
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0
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762
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pots being blackened
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got it-attached -- Edited by Craig1 on Monday 19th of February 2018 04:23:47 PM -- Edited by Craig1 on Tuesday 20th of February 2018 03:49:36 PM -- Edited by Craig1 on Tuesday 20th of February 2018 03:50:44 PM
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Craig1
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792
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So is this why the chicken crossed the road
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Woody n Sue
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844
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In the outdoors
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During a physical examination, a doctor asked a retired woman about her physical activity level. The woman said she spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors. "Well, yesterday afternoon was typical - I took a five-hour walk about seven miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the e...
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fwdoz
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2
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1128
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Business trip.
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A young Technician Phillip and his General Manager Seth board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Kansas. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and Phillip are inter...
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Possum3
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0
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949
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Atheist
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An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger". The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger "What would you want to talk abo...
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fwdoz
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3
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885
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Antiques Roadshow
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Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to the Antiques Roadshow. Presenter: "Wow!! This is a very rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of the last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?" "Sticks!" says Paddy...
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fwdoz
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0
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964
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Anniversary
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For their anniversary, a couple went out for a romantic dinner. Their teenage daughters said they would fix a dessert and leave it waiting. When they got home, they saw that the dining room table was beautifully set with china, crystal and candles; there was a note that read: "Your dessert is in the ref...
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fwdoz
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0
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866
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Dog Tail
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A guy was cutting the tail off his dog. His neighbour asked "What the heck are you doing?" "My mother-in-law is coming to visit and I don't want any sign of welcome" He replied.
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fwdoz
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850
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