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Polish Remover


A polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect,  they got along very well until one day he rushed into the lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Lawyer : "have you any grounds?"

Man:     "yes, an acre and a half and a nice little home"

 

Lawyer : "No, I mean what is the foundation of the case?"

 

Man: "It's made of cement "

 

Lawyer: "I don't think you understand, do either of you have real grudge?

 

Man: "No, we have a carport and don't need one.

 

Lawyer: No, I mean what are your relations like?

 

Man: "All my relatives live in Poland. 

 

Lawyer: "is there any infidelity in your marriage"?

 

Man:"we have a high-fidelity and a good DVD player "

 

Lawyer:" Does your wife beat you up?

 

Man:"No, I am always up before her. 

 

Lawyer:" Is your wife a nagger?

 

Man:"No, she is white.

 

Lawyer:" Why do you want a divorce ?

 

Man:" She's going to kill me.

 

Lawyer:" what makes you think that ?

 

Man:" I have proof"

 

Lawyer:" what proof ?

 

Man:" She going to poison me, she buy little bottle at the drugstore and put it on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say POLISH REMOVER. 



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Good joke.  biggrinbiggrinbiggrin.



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