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A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a holiday. There, he meets an Australian farmer and gets talking.

The Aussie immediately shows him his big wheat field.

"Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large," the Texan says.

They then walk around the ranch a little and the Australian shows off his herd of cattle.

The Texan says: "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows".

After a while the Texan sees a mob of kangaroos hopping through the field.

"And what are those?" he asks.

"Don't you have grasshoppers in Texas?" the Aussie replies.



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This is a true story,A cousin and a friend of mine with their wives were in a eating area in Texas when this Texan comes over to them and says I have got a big ranch of 100 acres,how big is yours in Australia,Bob said 6ooo acres in victoria and 10000 acres in NSW,The Texan quickly walk off with his tail between his legs.

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