Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht, the Pope accepted, and during lunch a puff of wind blew the pontiffs hat off, right into the water.
It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place.
The crew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them off, saying Never mind, boys, Ill get it.
Trump climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed onto the yacht and handed the pope his hat.
The crew was speechless. The security team and the popes entourage were speechless.
No one knew what to say, not even the pope.
But that afternoon, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC and CNN all knew how to cover the story. Their banner headlines read, Trump cant swim.
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"I beseech you in the bowels of Christ think it possible you may be mistaken"
Oliver Cromwell, 3rd August 1650 - in a letter to the General Assembly of the Kirk of Scotland
Apparently it was also reported by the 'Fake News' that on the Pope's recent visit ,Trump and the Pope were on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd...
The Pope leans towards the Trump and said,"Do you know with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this huge crowd go wild with joy, and
this gesture will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"........
The Trump replied "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand.....Show me!".......
So it came to pass that the Pope backhanded Trump and knocked him clear off the stage!
AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY.....and it came to pass there was happiness throughout the Land!......................
Hoo Roo
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Church Sign: 'Where will you be sitting in Eternity?..smoking, or non-smoking?....