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Close shave.
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Possum3
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0
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1076
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Some brain teasers
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What are these: there are 8 pictures, look carefully before reading answers. A Pool Table Tap Dancers Card Shark ...
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Bobdown
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2
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1027
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No idea.
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Two men who had been friends for years got together for lunch one day. Mike, Im in a terrible pickle, the first man stated. Im strapped for cash, my rent is due tomorrow and I havent the slightest idea where Im going to get it from! Well, thats good to hear, answered Mike with a smile. I was afraid you might h...
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Possum3
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0
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1178
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The way most of us Grey Nomads would like to go....?....!
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and...we have our asbestos money belts ready in the event of any eventuality....Lol..Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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1
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1286
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Removed..by Poster
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Removed, by Poster. -- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 3rd of March 2019 11:44:02 PM
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Goldfinger
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0
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905
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Important.
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A woman parked her car out the front of Parliament House. She turned to a man standing near her on the curb and said, Listen, Im only going to be a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run inside? What? the man huffed. Do you know who I am? Do you realise I am a very important politician? Oh no, I di...
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Possum3
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0
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866
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Bingo!......photo
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Goldfinger
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0
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1057
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Help in the kitchen.
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Possum3
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0
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1146
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Chicken breast
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Short Nandos ad that didn't make on TV
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Bobdown
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1
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1072
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What do you want?
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A couple were house sitting for their daughter in another state. The man was sitting on the couch watching television when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen. "What would you like for dinner, my love?" she said. "Chicken, beef or lamb?" "Thank you, dear," the man replied. "I think I'll have chi...
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Possum3
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0
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834
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Thoughts about beer
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Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. The people who produce the bottles. The truck drivers who deliver the beer and the retailers who sell it. If I didn't drink this beer, they...
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fwdoz
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3
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1237
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Singing wife
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When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbours can see there's no domestic violence going on.
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fwdoz
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0
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1087
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Lucky boy
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Bobdown
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1
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1279
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Snake 2
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Be honest... how many of you got a fright, wet their pants, had a heart attack when they saw the Snake video? Some Jerk got me a beauty, so I thought I'd share it with you GN's, only 2 of you commented. Most of you would probably forward it on to get someone else......it's only human nature, ha ha Cheers Bob...
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Bobdown
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5
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1669
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A few Cartoons/jokes
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Bobdown
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0
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1132
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What Is Worse
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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she the...
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Sarco Harris
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1
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1248
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Sale price.
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Possum3
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1
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1144
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Snake
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Bobdown
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2
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1364
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Wishing and hoping
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My New Neighbour. She's single. She's shapely. She's beautiful and she lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door. I opened the do...
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Bobdown
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0
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928
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Two crocodiles.
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Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids - I just don't get it.' 'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?' 'Politicians, sa...
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Possum3
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0
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863
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