Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anaesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. Yes, Dad, what is it? the son asked. Dont be nervous, son, the father smiled. Do your best and just r...

Giggleswick · Giggleswick

In an interview, General Norman Schwarzkopf was asked if he thought there was room for forgiveness toward the people who have harbored and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the 9/11 attacks on America. His answer was classic Schwarzkopf. The General said, "I believe that forgiving the...

Possum3 · Possum3

A Jewish bookie was at the races playing the ponies and losing his shirt. He noticed a Priest step out onto the track and bless the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race. Lo and behold, ... that horse - a long shot - won the race. Next race, as the horses lined up, the Priest stepped onto...

Possum3 · Possum3

At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery rea...

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A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. "If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked. "Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded on...

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Two blokes are in hospital,laid in beds waiting to go into theatre. One says to the other "What you in for"? The other replies "Endoscopy" "What's that then"? the first bloke asks."... They'll send a camera down my throat into my stomach and look for things like ulcers etc, what you in for"? replies the...

Possum3 · Possum3

An old man named John owned a small farm. One day, a government official claimed he was not paying proper wages to his workers and went out to interview him. I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them, he demanded of the farmer. Well, replied old John. Theres my farm hand whos been with me for t...

Possum3 · Possum3

A Welshman washed up on a beach after a shipwreck.Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch th...

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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane sh...

JayDee · JayDee

Very funny! My wife and I went to the Royal Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said: "THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR" My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs smiled and said, "He mated 50 ti...

JayDee · JayDee

Woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note saying, -"I've had enough and left you, don't bother coming after me." and hid under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the...

Possum3 · Possum3

Englishman's wife steps up to the first tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.. Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any," she r...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Environmentally sensitive area keep out!

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Bobdown · Bobdown

Very funny ditty.......

Bobdown · Bobdown

Watch out when you let your hair down....

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Surgeon Son. (Preview) An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anaesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. Yes, Dad, what is it? the son asked. Dont be nervous, son, the father smiled. Do your best and just r...	Possum3	0	1297	03:08 PM Jun 12, 2019 by Possum3
	Some great comebacks (Preview) In an interview, General Norman Schwarzkopf was asked if he thought there was room for forgiveness toward the people who have harbored and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the 9/11 attacks on America. His answer was classic Schwarzkopf. The General said, "I believe that forgiving the...	Giggleswick	0	1263	01:31 PM Jun 12, 2019 by Giggleswick
	Priest and the Bookie. (Preview) A Jewish bookie was at the races playing the ponies and losing his shirt. He noticed a Priest step out onto the track and bless the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race. Lo and behold, ... that horse - a long shot - won the race. Next race, as the horses lined up, the Priest stepped onto...	Possum3	0	1163	09:11 AM Jun 12, 2019 by Possum3
	Art. (Preview) At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery rea...	Possum3	0	1101	08:15 PM Jun 11, 2019 by Possum3
	Help. (Preview) A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. "If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked. "Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded on...	Possum3	0	857	07:10 PM Jun 11, 2019 by Possum3
	Circumcised. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1018	07:08 PM Jun 11, 2019 by Possum3
	When did you say? (Preview)	Possum3	1	1309	01:07 PM Jun 11, 2019 by Tony Bev
	Medical procedure. (Preview) Two blokes are in hospital,laid in beds waiting to go into theatre. One says to the other "What you in for"? The other replies "Endoscopy" "What's that then"? the first bloke asks."... They'll send a camera down my throat into my stomach and look for things like ulcers etc, what you in for"? replies the...	Possum3	0	1203	09:20 PM Jun 10, 2019 by Possum3
	Employee Payments. (Preview) An old man named John owned a small farm. One day, a government official claimed he was not paying proper wages to his workers and went out to interview him. I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them, he demanded of the farmer. Well, replied old John. Theres my farm hand whos been with me for t...	Possum3	0	971	08:59 PM Jun 10, 2019 by Possum3
	THE DESERT ISLAND. (Preview) A Welshman washed up on a beach after a shipwreck.Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch th...	Possum3	0	1136	10:20 PM Jun 7, 2019 by Possum3
	Morning Sex. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1389	01:27 PM Jun 7, 2019 by Possum3
	Flight Attendant. (Preview) My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane sh...	Possum3	0	1257	10:01 AM Jun 6, 2019 by Possum3
	There is some bull in this story (Preview) Very funny! My wife and I went to the Royal Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said: "THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR" My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs smiled and said, "He mated 50 ti...	JayDee	0	1592	10:43 AM Jun 3, 2019 by JayDee
	Man is smarter than Lady (Preview) *Woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note saying, -"I've had enough and left you, don't bother coming after me." and hid under the bed to see his reaction.* After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the...**	JayDee	0	1746	04:13 PM May 28, 2019 by JayDee
	Ladies golf. (Preview) Englishman's wife steps up to the first tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.. Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any," she r...	Possum3	0	1428	10:14 AM May 28, 2019 by Possum3
	Online Shopping (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1923	03:57 PM May 27, 2019 by Bobdown
	Environmentally sensitive area (Preview) Environmentally sensitive area keep out!	Whenarewethere	1	1728	07:18 PM May 26, 2019 by Plain Truth
	Irish Baker. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1753	02:27 PM May 26, 2019 by Possum3
	The Scotsman Kilt (Preview) Very funny ditty.......	Bobdown	0	1821	02:05 PM May 26, 2019 by Bobdown
	For a few minutes, he thought he was on vacation........ (Preview) Watch out when you let your hair down....	Bobdown	0	1542	02:03 PM May 26, 2019 by Bobdown
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