A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. ...Im doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?
She said, Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.
If you dont mind my asking, he said, what do you use it for?
We use it when we make love, she said.
The researcher was a little taken aback. Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a childs bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge.
But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty.
Since youve been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it?
The woman said, I dont mind telling you at all.
My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out.
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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