All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend: My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her.
Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key to her chastity belt to use should I not return from the Crusade.
The company of knights were only a kilometre or so out of town when they noticed a cloud of dust approaching.
Thinking it might be an important message from the town the column halted. A horseman approached. It was the knights best friend.
He was yelling: Hey, you gave me the wrong key!
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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