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Polilitically incorrect but extremely funny all the same


 

 

  

Moe Disaster appeal! 

 


 Date: Tue, 16 Dec 2008 07:50:45 +0000
 
Hurricane Shazza hit Moe in the early hours of 17th November 2008.
Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering 'Faaackinell'.
 
The hurricane devastated the area causing approximately $30 worth of
damage..
Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were
woken well before their Centrelink cheques arrived.
 
The Moe News reported that hundreds of residents were confused and
bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that
something interesting had happened in Moe.
 
One resident - Tracy Maree Sharon Britney Madonna Smith, a 15-year-old
mother of 3 said 'It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes 
came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two Skye and River slept 
through
   it all.'
 
Apparently, looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and 
carried on as normal. The Australian Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 
crates of Bacardi-Breezers to the area to help the stricken locals.
 
Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found 
large quantities of personal belongings, including Health Care Cards, 
Jewellery from Kmart, and Bone China from Big W.
 
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
 
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those
unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most 
sought after - items most needed include: flannelette shirts, tight blue 
jeans or spandex, singlets (blue & white) white sport socks, Moccasins and any 
other items usually sold in Priceline or The Reject Shop.
 
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
 
Required foodstuffs urgently needed include: Microwave meals, Baked 
beans, Ice cream, Chips, Fizzy drinks.
 
Donations of $15.00 will be taken to buy a packet of winny blue 25s 
and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.
 
**Breaking news**
 
Moe Uniting Church has cancelled their local 'Nativity Display' due to
Their inability to find three wise men or a virgin.

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Now that's funny , unfortunately it's true of a lot of places I've visited

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I love the liteness of it  very well put together  and o so true

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Smokes are $41.50 a packet now.

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I'll send the link to the Moe Council and the Moe chamber of commerce. Im sure they will be so excited to read it.

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