Two kids are arguing over whose father is the wimpiest. The first one says, "My dad is so scared of lightning that when it strikes, he slides underneath our bed." The second kid says, "That's nothing. My dad is so scared of the dark that when my mother works night shift, he sleeps with the woman next door."
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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