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Famous quotations
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- Charlie Chaplin - Harpo Marx - Marcel Marceau
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dorian
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1221
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Bush poet
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Good one from Bill Kearns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK8qNTEong0
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Bobdown
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1300
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SARCASM AT ITS BEST!
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A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings. She's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings. "The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns t...
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Paintar
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1163
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Politically Incorrect for International Women's Day
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LLD
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1192
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Things to think about.
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Possum3
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2
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1440
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Drink.
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Possum3
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1297
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Can't sleep.
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Possum3
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1490
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How long?
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Possum3
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0
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1479
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Chinese Droving
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Not all it's quacked up to be...lol
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Bobdown
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2
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1491
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Kuringai Police
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While patrolling the local area, police came across an elderly female driver who was driving and knitting at the same time. Police activated their lights and sirens, but the driver didn't stop. She continued driving. The police pulled up beside her and the observer wound his window down, indicatin...
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1216
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Authority!
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A DEA officer stopped at a farm and said: I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs. The woman who owned the farm answered: Okay, but dont go in that field over there. The DEA officer exploded and said: Maam, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me! He reached into his pocket, pu...
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1310
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Lazy
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rgren2
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Removed.
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Removed. -- Edited by Goldfinger on Tuesday 5th of March 2019 03:47:06 PM
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Goldfinger
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Bartender
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1149
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Close shave.
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1062
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Some brain teasers
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What are these: there are 8 pictures, look carefully before reading answers. A Pool Table Tap Dancers Card Shark ...
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Bobdown
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1014
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No idea.
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Two men who had been friends for years got together for lunch one day. Mike, Im in a terrible pickle, the first man stated. Im strapped for cash, my rent is due tomorrow and I havent the slightest idea where Im going to get it from! Well, thats good to hear, answered Mike with a smile. I was afraid you might h...
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The way most of us Grey Nomads would like to go....?....!
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and...we have our asbestos money belts ready in the event of any eventuality....Lol..Hoo Roo
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Removed..by Poster
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Removed, by Poster. -- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 3rd of March 2019 11:44:02 PM
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Goldfinger
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894
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Important.
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A woman parked her car out the front of Parliament House. She turned to a man standing near her on the curb and said, Listen, Im only going to be a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run inside? What? the man huffed. Do you know who I am? Do you realise I am a very important politician? Oh no, I di...
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