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92nd Birthday

This old fella was celebrating 92 years on earth.

He spoke to his toes. *"Hello toes.",* he said. *"How are you ?*You know, you are 92 today.*

*Oh, the times we've had !* *Remember how we walked in the park, in the summer, every Sunday afternoon.*

*The times we waltzed on the dance floor ? Happy Birthday toes !"*

*"Hello, knees"*, he continued. *"How are you ? You know you're 92 today.. Oh, the times we've had !*

*Remember when we marched in the parade ?* *Oh, the hurdles we've jumped together. Happy Birthday, knees."*

Then, he looked down at his crotch. *"Hello Willie ! You little Prick.

Just think. If you were alive today, you'd be 92."*


Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan

Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon

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