A woman gets on a bus, and is disgusted when a little old man stands up.

"Patronising old fool", she mutters, as she pushes him back down.

A minute later, another woman gets on the bus, and the old man rises to his feet once more.

"Male chauvinist pig", seethes the woman, as she pushes him back down again.

The bus stops again, more women get on, the man tries to stand again, only to be told, "You're living in the Stone Age," by another woman as once again he is pushed back down.

"For heaven's sake!" wails the little old man.

"Will you let me get off? I've missed three stops already."