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Rolls Royce.
(Preview)
A guy driving a Daewoo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.The driver of the Daewoo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls,"Hey, buddy, that's a nice car.You got a phone in your Rolls?I've got one in my Daewoo!"The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply,"Yes I have a phon...
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Possum3
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0
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895
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Two Blondes.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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444
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Fishy mongering
(Preview)
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Craig1
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0
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449
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Badger (language)
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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761
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Banana Test
(Preview)
THE BANANA TEST. Do not scroll down past the animals until you have decided upon your answer..... AND NO CHEATING ! There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are four animals... A Lion A ChimpA Giraffe...AND... A Squirrel They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banan...
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Craig1
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2
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737
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fear
(Preview)
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Craig1
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1
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870
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Early.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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7
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1251
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mooore humour
(Preview)
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Craig1
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0
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624
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Your call is important
(Preview)
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anolphart
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1
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635
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Nature is so beautiful
(Preview)
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anolphart
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0
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494
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Gender party
(Preview)
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anolphart
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0
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529
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New Cabinet
(Preview)
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anolphart
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0
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886
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Bug.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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816
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Third option.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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3
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980
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Salad.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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781
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New supermarket.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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493
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Can't refuse.
(Preview)
Man wakes up one morning to see his wife in a skimpy negligee, standing by the bed with some velvet rope in her hand.She purrs at him..."Tie me up and you can do anything that you like"He thought - now that's an offer I can't refuse!So he did, and went out and played golf.....
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Possum3
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0
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716
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One exception
(Preview)
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anolphart
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0
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699
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Checklist. (US Preppers).
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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677
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Budget.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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757
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