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Quiz show.


A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

Regis: Barbara, youve done very well so far $500,000 and one lifeline left phone a friend.
The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 are you ready?
Barbara: Sure, Ill have a go!
Regis: Which of the following birds does not build its own nest?Is it..
A-Robin, B-Sparrow, C-Cuckoo, D-Thrush
Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars.
I think I know who it..but Im not 100%
No, I havent got a clue. Id like to phone a friend, Regis, just to be sure.
Regis: Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?
Barbara: Ill phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham.
(ringing)
Maggie (also a blonde): Hello
Regis: Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000 but needs your help to be a Million.
The next voice you hear will be Barbaras and shell read you the question.
There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer fire away Barbara.
Barbara: Maggie, which of the following birds does not build its own nest? Is it:
A-Robin, B-Sparrow, C-Cuckoo, D-Thrush
Maggie: Oh Gees, Barbara thats simple..Its Cuckoo.
Barbara: You think?
Maggie: Im sure.
Barbara: Thanks, Maggie. (hangs up)
Regis: Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?
Barbara: I want to play, Ill go with C-Cuckoo
Regis: Is that your final answer?
Barbara: It is.
Regis: Are you confident?
Barbara: Yes fairly, Maggies a sound bet.
Regis: Barbara..you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo youre right! You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara.
(clapping)
That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks
Tell me, Maggie, How in Gods name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?
Maggie: Listen, Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock.


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