Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The Wife wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak,But she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them.I suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream?"No, She said, some wild mushrooms are poisonous.""Well, I see squirrels eating them and th...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An Australian, and Englishman and an American are on a cruise with their wives.Sitting at breakfast the first morning, the Englishman sets our to impress his neighbours with his affection for his wife.He says, "Would you please pass the honey, Honey?"With this the American chimes in, "Can you pass...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An Australian, and Englishman and an American are on a cruise with their wives.Sitting at breakfast the first morning, the Englishman sets our to impress his neighbours with his affection for his wife.He says, "Would you please pass the honey, Honey?"With this the American chimes in, "Can you pass...

Burt65 · Burt65

-- Edited by Burt65 on Saturday 2nd of August 2025 11:10:56 AM

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Magnarc · Magnarc

In the garden of Eden sat Adam, Gently stroking his madam, Great was his mirth, For he knew that on earth, There were only two balls, and he had 'em.

fwdoz · fwdoz

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Doing the rounds of his barns in a remote country area, a farmer came across a parachutist who had landed in a pile of hay."What happened?" asked the farmer, who knew tourists often visited the region for parachuting. "My chute failed to open," the parachutist replied."Ah well, if you'd asked the lo...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession.When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hi...

Burt65 · Burt65

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Thunderbox - " The Good Old Days?"They were funny looking buildings, that were once a way of life,If you couldn't sprint the distance, then you really were in strife.They were nailed, they were wired, but were mostly falling down,There was one in every yard, in every house, in every town.They were gi...

Burt65 · Burt65

Burt65 · Burt65

Burt65 · Burt65

Never shopping on-line again Bought a bag of dog food, got delivered Now theyve sent me an email saying they want my feedback

Burt65 · Burt65

Burt65 · Burt65

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rearview mirr...

Burt65 · Burt65

An old guy was workin' out at the gym when he spotted a hot young girl walkin' in. He asked the trainer standin' next to him,''What machine should I use to impress that girl over there?''. The trainer looked him up and down and said,''I would recommend the ATM in the lobby''.

Burt65 · Burt65

Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping A couple were in a busy shopping centre just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile phone. The wife said, "Where are you, you know we have lots to do!" He said, "You remember th...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

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	THE MUSHROOMS (Preview) The Wife wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak,But she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them.I suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream?"No, She said, some wild mushrooms are poisonous.""Well, I see squirrels eating them and th...	aussie_paul	0	510	06:24 PM Aug 2, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Dining etiquette.. (Preview) An Australian, and Englishman and an American are on a cruise with their wives.Sitting at breakfast the first morning, the Englishman sets our to impress his neighbours with his affection for his wife.He says, "Would you please pass the honey, Honey?"With this the American chimes in, "Can you pass...	aussie_paul	0	435	06:23 PM Aug 2, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Dining etiquette.. (Preview) An Australian, and Englishman and an American are on a cruise with their wives.Sitting at breakfast the first morning, the Englishman sets our to impress his neighbours with his affection for his wife.He says, "Would you please pass the honey, Honey?"With this the American chimes in, "Can you pass...	aussie_paul	0	382	06:17 PM Aug 2, 2025 by aussie_paul
	School Play (Preview) -- Edited by Burt65 on Saturday 2nd of August 2025 11:10:56 AM	Burt65	0	558	11:10 AM Aug 2, 2025 by Burt65
	Vegan (Preview)	Burt65	0	494	11:08 AM Aug 2, 2025 by Burt65
	Adam. (Preview) In the garden of Eden sat Adam, Gently stroking his madam, Great was his mirth, For he knew that on earth, There were only two balls, and he had 'em.	Magnarc	3	644	08:29 AM Aug 2, 2025 by Burt65
	Imaginary (Preview)	fwdoz	0	398	06:44 PM Aug 1, 2025 by fwdoz
	Parachute.. (Preview) Doing the rounds of his barns in a remote country area, a farmer came across a parachutist who had landed in a pile of hay."What happened?" asked the farmer, who knew tourists often visited the region for parachuting. "My chute failed to open," the parachutist replied."Ah well, if you'd asked the lo...	aussie_paul	1	488	09:22 AM Jul 31, 2025 by Possum3
	An elderly Italian man.. (Preview) An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession.When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hi...	aussie_paul	0	430	10:04 PM Jul 30, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Bathtub Test (Preview)	Burt65	3	797	09:04 PM Jul 30, 2025 by Whenarewethere
	Airport (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	453	06:56 PM Jul 29, 2025 by Southern Cruizer
	Thunderbox - " The Good Old Days?" (Preview) Thunderbox - " The Good Old Days?"They were funny looking buildings, that were once a way of life,If you couldn't sprint the distance, then you really were in strife.They were nailed, they were wired, but were mostly falling down,There was one in every yard, in every house, in every town.They were gi...	aussie_paul	7	1314	01:24 PM Jul 29, 2025 by erad
	Driving (Preview)	Burt65	0	512	01:34 PM Jul 28, 2025 by Burt65
	Fifty Dollars (Preview)	Burt65	0	438	09:41 AM Jul 28, 2025 by Burt65
	Dog Food (Preview) Never shopping on-line again Bought a bag of dog food, got delivered Now theyve sent me an email saying they want my feedback	Burt65	0	414	09:20 AM Jul 28, 2025 by Burt65
	Psycotherapist (Preview)	Burt65	0	513	09:12 PM Jul 24, 2025 by Burt65
	True story (Preview) A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rearview mirr...	Burt65	0	489	09:05 PM Jul 24, 2025 by Burt65
	Working Out (Preview) An old guy was workin' out at the gym when he spotted a hot young girl walkin' in. He asked the trainer standin' next to him,''What machine should I use to impress that girl over there?''. The trainer looked him up and down and said,''I would recommend the ATM in the lobby''.	Burt65	0	444	08:58 PM Jul 24, 2025 by Burt65
	Christmas Shopping (Preview) Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping A couple were in a busy shopping centre just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile phone. The wife said, "Where are you, you know we have lots to do!" He said, "You remember th...	Burt65	0	350	08:48 PM Jul 24, 2025 by Burt65
	Door lock (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	458	07:06 PM Jul 23, 2025 by Southern Cruizer
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