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Then and now..
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This bloke..
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This bloke walked into a chemist shop in Brisbane, and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and that as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there.She then asked if she could help him. The bloke said that it was some...
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Strenuous
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Vacancy
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Retirement
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Windows V1.0
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Camouflage
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Volunteer
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Relationship
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Curse
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Camping
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Stolen knickers
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Some bastard has stole my wife's knickers off of the washing line. You can keep them, I just want my 20 clothes pegs back!
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The Virgin
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Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
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Older woman..
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Lassie, get help ....
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A mood ring
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I bought my wife a mood ring. When shes happy it turns blue, and when shes mad it leaves a red mark on my forehead.
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Evaporated milk?
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An honest priest
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An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, Father, may I ask a favor?Of course child. What may I do for you?Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the customs limits and Im afraid theyll confiscate it. Is there a...
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Just relaxing
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We all need this t-shirt
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