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Sleeping Nun
(Preview)
A nun wakes up and starts walking through the convent.The first nun she meets says, You got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning.She shakes it off and keeps walking.Then the second nun says the same thing You got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning.Now shes a bit annoyed... but keeps walk...
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Southern Cruizer
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1
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185
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Scam
(Preview)
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fwdoz
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1
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175
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Interesting stats
(closed)
(Preview)
Spain versus Cabo Verde match stats
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dorian
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22
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561
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Man and his dog
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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178
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Maternity Bra's
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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154
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World Cup Final..
(Preview)
It's the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbour "The seat is empty". "This is incredible" said the man "Who in their...
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aussie_paul
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0
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165
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Naughty Nuns
(Preview)
Two nuns were behind their convent one afternoon, smoking cigarettes.One nun said, Its bad enough that we have to sneak out here to smoke, but its an even bigger problem trying to get rid of the cigarette butts without Mother Superior finding them.The second nun replied, Ive found a marvelous soluti...
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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196
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Walking stick
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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1
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326
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Peeled potatoes
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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216
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The nail and the cow
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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2
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362
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Putin good behaviour
(Preview)
Putin dies and goes to hell. At some point in time, he's given a day off for good behavior. Putin returns to a bar in Saint Petersburg, orders a vodka, and asks the bartender, "Is Crimea ours?" "Yes, it is," the bartender replies. "And what about Donbas?" Putin asks."Ours as well," says the bartender....
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Whenarewethere
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1
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246
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The belt and the cow
(Preview)
A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking a cow. As soon as the bucket was full the cow kicked it over with her left foot so I tied up her left foot to a pole....
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Whenarewethere
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0
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219
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George Washington
(Preview)
Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase "You Gotta Be Kidding Me?" Well, the story goes way back to when the Father of America, George Washington, was crossing the Delaware river with his troops. There were 33 men in Washington's boat. It was extremely dark and storming furiously and the w...
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Whenarewethere
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0
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304
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New US $250 Bill
(Preview)
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67HR
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3
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384
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Scientist.
(Preview)
Then there was atom scientist with an STD. Went into hospital and came out with a nuclear weapon. -- Edited by Magnarc on Friday 5th of June 2026 02:32:13 PM
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Magnarc
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6
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617
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RV Driver Empties Waste Tank Into Colorado Gas Station's Diesel Supply
(Preview)
https://cowboystatedaily.com/2026/05/27/rv-driver-empties-waste-tank-into-colorado-gas-stations-diesel-supply/
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dorian
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6
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431
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A good husband
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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294
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Baby bother
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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297
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Eye Surgery Centre
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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303
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Don't hate me..
(Preview)
Don't hate me ...A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing, she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around and the...
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aussie_paul
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0
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398
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