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A man walks into a Pharmacy with his 8 year old son.
They happened to walk past the Condom display & the boys asks
"What are those dad?
Dad matter of factly replied "Those are called condoms son,
men use them to have safe sex"
"Oh yeah, I've heard of that in health class at school".
He looks over the display & picks up a packet of 3 & asks.
"Why are there 3 in this pack?" the dad replies.
"They're for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday & one for Sunday" " ... Cool" says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack & says, "What are those for?"
"Those are for College boys" says Dad
"two for Friday, two for Saturday & two for Sunday"
"Wow!!" says the boy, "Who uses these?" he says picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh & a tear in his eye the dad replied.
"Those are for married men son, One for January, one for February
one for March, one for April" .


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I suppose the single ones are for February 29th!



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