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Affairs
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The 1st AffairA married man was having an affair with his secretary.One summer day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his s...
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Dying in Ireland
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The great Dave Allen............
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Genie in a bottle
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Guy walking on a beach in Clifden (on the far west coast of Ireland) when he kicks a bottle, he bends down and picks it up and brushes some of the dirt off so he could read the label, when suddenly a genie comes out of the bottle, "thank you for releasing me said the genie I'll grant you one wish" the guy think...
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Breaking wind
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Upon hearing a rather large fart grannie was heard to comment that,"an empty house is better that a bad tenant"
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Collingwood Cap
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Test run on Collingwood views
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People
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11th Husband
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How was I Born
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A 10 year old girl asks her mom; Mommy, how was I born? " The mom smiled and replied: Once upon a time daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth and I took care of it every day. After a while the seed started to grow more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned i...
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Topless
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Clowns
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Mirror mirror on the wall
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A woman is looking at herself in front of the mirror, she says to her husband Ive got wrinkles, bags under my eyes and Im overweight.. tell me something good about myself..Husband replies Well... theres bugger all wrong with your eyesight.
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another oldie
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could have been recent cricket as well
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Those Newspaper Headlines are Back...LOL
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Just Plain Dumb
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Idiots and guns..............
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Dumb Ass vs Smart Ass
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watch or tell
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what would you do? -- Edited by Craig1 on Tuesday 6th of August 2019 05:13:08 PM
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cold in Canberra
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Heap of jokes
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"If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job" said my wife as I was checking my ticket. "Well, actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my 57 Morris Minor". I replied. "Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up...
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Olaf swenson
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Oldie but goodie
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"After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.Not to be outdone by the Brits, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeo...
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