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100 year old twins
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Twin sisters in a nursing home were turning 100 years old.The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two 100-year-old twins.One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well.Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters...
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The car salesman
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A retired older couple returned to a Cadillac dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they had been keen on buying to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini-skirt and a halter top.The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply "Young man, I thought you said you would hold...
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Sherlock Holmes
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see". Watson replied "I see millions and millions of...
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Donating old clothes
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One day a woman decided to gather up all of her old clothes that she no longer wore and donate them. She got them all bagged up, walked into the living room where her husband was watching TV and said "Look at this! I'm going to donate all of these old clothes!" The husband replied "Why don't you just thrown t...
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The blonde
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Joe goes into a bar on his way home. He sits down next to an attractive young blonde to watch the news on the TV. The news was just coming on and they were covering the story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.The blonde looked at Joe and said:"Do you think he'll jump?"Joe said: "You kn...
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Russian Maid.
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The Russian maid asked for a pay rise. The wife was inclined to refuse but decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked, "Now Anna; why do you want more pay?" ... Anna: "Well, Ma'am, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first reason is that I am cleaning better than you." Wife: "Who said you...
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Plane crash.
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Passengers on an airplane were enjoying their flight until they heard an announcement from the captain. "Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean," he said. The passengers were obviously very worried about the si...
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Golfing couple.
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A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing as well as they want to so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the professional sees his swing, he says, No, no, no. Youre gripping the club way too hard! Well, what should I do? the man asks. T...
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BBQ
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Your'e drunk...
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Gardening
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A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbour and asks for help with her problem. The neighbour says, Oh thats easy! All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they wil...
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Climate change?????
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A real woman.
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An aeroplane gets into difficulty and the passengers begin to worry that it is going to crash. One female passenger jumps out of her seat and shouts: "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She then removes all her clothing and asks: "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to mak...
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Truisms
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"Do not touch" Would be one of the scariest things to read in braille. During labour a woman can almost imagine what a man feels when he has a cold. "Yes officer, I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn't see you". Its ok to disagree with me, I can't force you to be right. Arguing with a woman is like readin...
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lol...
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Piercings...
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Kids.
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A little girl and boy were at daycare. The girl approached the boy and said: Hey Bobby, do you want to play house?. Sure, he replied, what do you want me to do?. I want you to communicate, little Susie replied. That word is too big. I have no idea what it means, Bobby said. The little girl smirked and said, pe...
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Why yellow ?
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Automotive Airconditioners
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The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner.Here's a little known fact for automotive buffs, or just to dazzle your friends.The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Maxwell, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 194...
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How is Noreen?
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A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"The operator said "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?" The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said "Noreen, in Room 302"....
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