Just Joking

Tony Bev · Tony Bev

During a baseball game, three men were sitting directly behind three nuns. Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger the nuns, hoping they'd get annoyed enough to move to another area. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, th...

fwdoz · fwdoz

King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period of time. King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those horny Knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice. After explaining his predicament to Me...

fwdoz · fwdoz

I went to the bottlo Monday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Jim Beam and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Jim Beam before I cycled home. It turned out to be a very good decision, becaus...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Well theres packing the shelves at Woolies . A job is a job !!

rgren2 · rgren2

A banjo player and his wife were awoken at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud knocking on the door. The banjo player got up, went to the door and found a ukulele player standing in the pouring rain. "I need a push", said the ukulele player. "Not a chance", said the banjo player, "it's 3 o'clock in the morning...

Possum3 · Possum3

A father is passing by his sons bedroom one day and is amazed to see the bed nicely made and everything clean. To his surprise, he notices an envelope sitting on his sons desk. The letter was addressed to the father. Scared, he decided to read it, thinking the worst had happened to his son. Dear Dad, It is w...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

..Story of my Life really.....hope I have not been too risque' with these...I deleted many....Hoo Roo

rgren2 · rgren2

British Airways plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seemed to indicate a mutual dislike.Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Sunday 9th of December 2018 11:29:46 AM

rockylizard · rockylizard

A woman gets on a bus, and is disgusted when a little old man stands up. "Patronising old fool", she mutters, as she pushes him back down. A minute later, another woman gets on the bus, and the old man rises to his feet once more. "Male chauvinist pig", seethes the woman, as she pushes him back down again. T...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/stronglang.wordpress.com/2016/12/18/a-sweary-seasonal-suggestion/amp/

Possum3 · Possum3

A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool over the radio. While approaching the runway during his first night time landing tried to make a joke. "Guess who?" he said to the control tower, instead of following the official protocol. The controller switched the runway lights off and replied: "Gue...

rgren2 · rgren2

A gray-headed old man shuffled into a downtown bar holding his head up high. His hands shook as he took the "Piano Player Wanted" sign from the window and handed it to the bartender."I'd like to apply for the job," he said. I was a Navy F-4 pilot off the USS Coral Sea. I learned to play the piano at Officers'...

fwdoz · fwdoz

It's only 18 days to Christmas. I HATE Christmas. Whoever invented it should be crucified. ----------------------- I was walking along minding my own business when all of a sudden, the pavement spontaneously started viciously attacking me. How was I to know it was a psycho path? ----------------...

Paintar · Paintar

I Made A SnowmanIt snowed last night. 8:00 am - I made a snowman 8:10 am - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 am - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 am - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:2...

Possum3 · Possum3

Three elderly men are talking about their grandchildren one day. Talk quickly turns to what the men think their grandchildren would be saying about them 50 years from now. I would love my grandchildren to say, He was successful in business, the first man says. The second man thinks for a minute and giv...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Always good for a laugh...or a cry!...for some of us....

fwdoz · fwdoz

Roz Knorr loves Adelaide, has homes in countries all over the planet and owns a private plain.I could not locate an actual photograph of Roz but the one I have constructed above by photo shopping an unattractive woman's face onto a chubby man's head is probably pretty much spot on. No such artistic l...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

..I understand there is also a round hole in the Sperm Bank's front door...used as a ...'Night Deposit Box'....Hoo Roo

Paintar · Paintar

A platoon of soldiers was patrolling north of Fallujah when they came upon an Isis terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar, but less serious, state. The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, th...

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	Three Nuns (Preview) During a baseball game, three men were sitting directly behind three nuns. Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger the nuns, hoping they'd get annoyed enough to move to another area. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, th...	Tony Bev	1	638	09:51 AM Dec 15, 2018 by Blues Man
	Camelot & the Chastity Belt (Preview) King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period of time. King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those horny Knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice. After explaining his predicament to Me...	fwdoz	1	678	09:54 AM Dec 15, 2018 by Blues Man
	Friday funnies (Preview) I went to the bottlo Monday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Jim Beam and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Jim Beam before I cycled home. It turned out to be a very good decision, becaus...	fwdoz	2	588	03:08 PM Dec 14, 2018 by fwdoz
	Pretty much sums it up . Still no employment (Preview) Well theres packing the shelves at Woolies . A job is a job !!	Aus-Kiwi	2	489	03:08 PM Dec 14, 2018 by Blues Man
	The banjo player (Preview) A banjo player and his wife were awoken at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud knocking on the door. The banjo player got up, went to the door and found a ukulele player standing in the pouring rain. "I need a push", said the ukulele player. "Not a chance", said the banjo player, "it's 3 o'clock in the morning...	rgren2	1	737	08:45 AM Dec 13, 2018 by Blues Man
	Letter to dad. (Preview) A father is passing by his sons bedroom one day and is amazed to see the bed nicely made and everything clean. To his surprise, he notices an envelope sitting on his sons desk. The letter was addressed to the father. Scared, he decided to read it, thinking the worst had happened to his son. Dear Dad, It is w...	Possum3	0	667	08:46 PM Dec 12, 2018 by Possum3
	Warning:..Crude, Rude, and Undesirable...but I laughed..am I bad?.. (Preview) ..Story of my Life really.....hope I have not been too risque' with these...I deleted many....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	915	10:21 AM Dec 11, 2018 by Hendo
	The Pilots (Preview) British Airways plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seemed to indicate a mutual dislike.Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the...	rgren2	0	586	09:54 AM Dec 10, 2018 by rgren2
	Dentist's car... (Preview) Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Sunday 9th of December 2018 11:29:46 AM	aussie_paul	0	719	11:29 AM Dec 9, 2018 by aussie_paul
	Bus trip (Preview) A woman gets on a bus, and is disgusted when a little old man stands up. "Patronising old fool", she mutters, as she pushes him back down. A minute later, another woman gets on the bus, and the old man rises to his feet once more. "Male chauvinist pig", seethes the woman, as she pushes him back down again. T...	rockylizard	0	765	07:23 PM Dec 8, 2018 by rockylizard
	A Sincere Forum Xmas Message....warning: that 'word' is used..however with much aplomb..... (Preview) https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/stronglang.wordpress.com/2016/12/18/a-sweary-seasonal-suggestion/amp/	Goldfinger	1	755	09:17 PM Dec 11, 2018 by incentive
	Young Pilot (Preview) A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool over the radio. While approaching the runway during his first night time landing tried to make a joke. "Guess who?" he said to the control tower, instead of following the official protocol. The controller switched the runway lights off and replied: "Gue...	Possum3	0	608	08:36 AM Dec 8, 2018 by Possum3
	Piano man (Preview) A gray-headed old man shuffled into a downtown bar holding his head up high. His hands shook as he took the "Piano Player Wanted" sign from the window and handed it to the bartender."I'd like to apply for the job," he said. I was a Navy F-4 pilot off the USS Coral Sea. I learned to play the piano at Officers'...	rgren2	0	588	01:12 AM Dec 8, 2018 by rgren2
	Warning: Do not read these if you are sensitive or easily offended (Preview) It's only 18 days to Christmas. I HATE Christmas. Whoever invented it should be crucified. ----------------------- I was walking along minding my own business when all of a sudden, the pavement spontaneously started viciously attacking me. How was I to know it was a psycho path? ----------------...	fwdoz	1	674	08:44 AM Dec 8, 2018 by Possum3
	I made a snowman. (Preview) I Made A SnowmanIt snowed last night. 8:00 am - I made a snowman 8:10 am - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 am - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 am - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:2...	Paintar	2	688	09:12 PM Dec 11, 2018 by incentive
	In the future. (Preview) Three elderly men are talking about their grandchildren one day. Talk quickly turns to what the men think their grandchildren would be saying about them 50 years from now. I would love my grandchildren to say, He was successful in business, the first man says. The second man thinks for a minute and giv...	Possum3	0	618	07:28 PM Dec 6, 2018 by Possum3
	Golden Oldies..always good for a laugh...or indeed a cry!..... (Preview) Always good for a laugh...or a cry!...for some of us....	Goldfinger	12	982	03:41 PM Dec 11, 2018 by PeterD
	David Thorne 10: Roz hates David; and anything Adelaide (Preview) Roz Knorr loves Adelaide, has homes in countries all over the planet and owns a private plain.I could not locate an actual photograph of Roz but the one I have constructed above by photo shopping an unattractive woman's face onto a chubby man's head is probably pretty much spot on. No such artistic l...	fwdoz	5	934	09:44 PM Dec 10, 2018 by Sarco Harris
	Well now,...this sounds perfectly logical to me.... (Preview) ..I understand there is also a round hole in the Sperm Bank's front door...used as a ...'Night Deposit Box'....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	786	09:06 AM Dec 6, 2018 by Blues Man
	Badly injured and unconscious (Preview) A platoon of soldiers was patrolling north of Fallujah when they came upon an Isis terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar, but less serious, state. The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, th...	Paintar	0	877	01:28 PM Dec 4, 2018 by Paintar
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