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I got lucky.
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful Italian girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me....It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generall...
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Couple of funnies.
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play on words. -- Edited by oldphartz on Sunday 16th of February 2020 01:07:43 AM
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Flowers and a card for Valentines.
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I'm sure to be in her good books now.
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On the first day God created .........
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On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you... a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" And God sa...
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993
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Invitation to a fishing trip
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be quick with your response
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Craig1
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Not really a joke
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Nevd
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Seniorisms
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Bobdown
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Technology
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Bobdown
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flour n water
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Craig1
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Know your bushfire plan
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From ABC News, photo Amanda Rose:
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Some wife jokes
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AVOCADOS A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk"He replied, "They had avocados." If you're a w...
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Bobdown
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A couple more.....
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Bobdown
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Friday's Funnies
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Bobdown
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eytie lover
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Craig1
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Make her happy.
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Back and forth . . . . back and forth . . .In and out . . . . in and out . . . .A little to the right . . . . a little to the left . . . .She could feel the sweat on her forehead and trickling down the small of her back . . . .She was getting near to the end . . . . !!He was in ecstasy . . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife mov...
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Des and Jane
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Teacher...
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Long life according to Chinese Doctor
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Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life...
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Bobdown
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Broken Brickie.
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*Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient.... I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of th...
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Was'n me.
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A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He'll be so pissed if it's not ready on time." When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg - an...
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Coronavirus
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Ya know it's crook when they change the name.
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