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https://perchance.org/ai-photo-generator This is what I was served up when I asked for an image of an "Inuit girl riding a polar bear".

Got a letter from aust. bureau of stats. saying this survey i must do, its compulsory, not the 5 yearly survey but a once a month survey, 8 times over 8 mths. No paper copy. Told to do it online or if not, it will be done by phone n if i do not do it, they may come see me. i am not well and this just upsets me. anyon...

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of...

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?''Eight', the boy replied.The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'The boy replied, 'Not exactly,...

Having just returned from 3 months in NSW and Qld, we travelled from Carngham(near Ballarat) to Port Douglas and back. We got on the Bruce highway at Marybrough and went to Cairns. I felt a lot of trepidation before we set off, as I had heard that the Bruce was full of potholes and as one polictician recen...

I have a catch can fitted to our 76 Cruiser. It was fitted about 4 years ago and about 150 - 175,000 klms since. I noticed in the last 3 months I was blowing a lot of smoke after driving about 6 klms from cold. Eventually I took it to a diesel mechanic fearing the worst, either injectors or less likely pump...

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens' Centre.After the community sing-along led by Alice at the piano, it was timeFor the star of the show - Burt the Hypnotist!Burt explained that he was going to put the whole audience into aTrance. "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time,"...

If youve ever had an Indian taxi driver you'll love this one... A drunken, totally naked, woman jumped into a taxi at Park Beach Plaza in Coffs Harbour,Australia.The Indian driver shook his head, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.He made no attempt to start the cab. "What's wr...

Found this today in my photo collection. Powerful words, wonder how many young people appreciate the message given.

Hi all, has anyone got or had these steel wheels for any amount of time. Did they rust, if so how long did it take ? Just looking at a set of new ones, don't want to waste my money. Cheers DR.

My daughter is travelling to Townsville alone. She intends to rest overnight in Gympie. Are there any recommended rest areas where she will be safe?

Great value camp here. Free for no power. If you want power is is $7 per day. For my money would on go there for the Red Claw. No much in the way of fish. That was back in May 2018. Don't forget to kick the can with the $7 if you use the power, as we sant this site for future trips. https://www.youtube.com/watch...

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photogr...

Did you know that many old books contain chemicals that can harm your health. Good excuse to burn them or something more environmenta old books dangerous - Search (bing.com) They also cannot be changed with a new edition and are therefore likely to tell things as they were rather than with todays man...

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I think this chronological progression of our education system is brilliantTeaching Maths from the 1950s to Today1. Teaching Maths in the 1950s ...A forester sells a lorryload of timber for $100His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.What is his profit? $____2 Teaching Maths in the 1970s ...A fo...

My Van, a ZoneRV offroad 20'6" is now 5 years old and it's about time I joined the Grey Nomads. Love wandering around beautiful Australia with my wife and friends. Met so many wonderful friendly people over the years- amazes me how helpful fellow travellers are out on the road. I have recently recove...

Cancer...some of us want a new car..a new phone..to lose weight..but someone battling cancer just wants one thing, to win that battle. 97% of my friends won't post this but 3% will. Please repost this in honor of someone who lost their battle, or someone who is still fighting