The local road safety authority had a blitz on safety on the roads and the slogan was"wear white, be seen at night"
One local identity decided to do the right thing and went out one day dressed with white hat, white tie, white shirt, white scarf, white suit, white gloves, white socks and white shoes.
Got knocked down by a snow plough. (Plow if you are American)
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