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Were you ever a comedy script writer for say Mr.Bob Hope. Anyway ... Thank you for all the great jokes that you post. Enjoy each and every one. I am guessing that when I post a joke, that somewhere back along the track you may already have posted same. Thanks again Jay&Dee

The Israelis and Arabs realised that if they continued fighting, they would someday end up destroying the whole world, so they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice. A duel of two, like David and Goliath, in the form of a dog fight. The negotiators agreed each side would take 5 years...

. Now, There's One Way to Make Someone Feel Better...The wise old Mother Superior from County Tipperary was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Rememb...

An old classic worth revisiting...... A farmer stopped by the local mechanic's shop to have his truck fixed...They couldn't do it while he waited: so, as he didn't live far, he said he would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He the...

Two natural gas company workers a senior training supervisor and a young trainee were out checking meters in a suburban neighbourhood. They parked their truck at the end of an alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house, a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as the...

A man comes down for breakfast one morning to find that his wife has cooked his favourite meal. As they sit down and begin eating, he says nothing. When his wife couldn't stand the silence any longer she blurts out, "Don't you know what today is?" Again he says nothing. Being beside herself, she spoke ra...

Hi Everyone, I will be crossing the Nullabour next week and thought I would stop and detour off the main road to check out the old homestead which I visited when I first crossed the Nullabour back in 1973. I understand it is about 17klm off the new highway and can be rough in places but overall not too bad. I...

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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down t...

Can you believe these Old Commercials !

Hi, looking for ideas to fix please. My shower tray fills quickly, bubbles and takes about 10 minutes to drain away. It only happens when I have the grey water hose connected, yet kitchen sink and bathroom basin drain freely. I have had the 25mm drain hose off and run the garden hose through it and there...

some of this posted but not all?

Hi again. Probably a stupid question with an obvious answer but my wife has asked me to ask so here it is. Obviously caravan first timers! Not even taken it out of the driveway yet, so be gentle on me. Is it normal for the toilets in the caravan ensuites (ours is a Thetford toilet) to have a pissy little dr...

Thinking of a slide-on, but I have already read about a few downsides. Like being top-heavy, and easy to overload. Campervan too small as an option for the two of us, as we like our creature comforts. Usually no shower or loo. Not keen or caravans or huge motor-homes. We would have to buy a very, very old "...

The wiring going to my 12v fridge runs through a fuse box, naturally, but the person that wired it has done something I have never seen before and don't understand. The power goes through two separate five amp fuses that are linked. Any electricians, or anyone, on here that might be able to explain the r...

Hi, my name is Ken and my wife's name is Virginia. We travel with one or two dogs, towing the English Caravan we brought back with us from the UK. Last 2 adventures included Dromana Vic to Mandurah, WA and some of the Southwest of WA, from Kulin southward. After we change the present vehicle (1998 Pajero L...

A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. ...Im doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product? She said, Yes. My husband and I use it all the time. If you dont mind my ask...

Could be in the funnies section as also.............Merry Christmas