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Ninety year old aboriginal elder sat in his humpy eyeing two government 'Welfare' officials sent to interview him . One official said to him: "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You have seen his wars and his technological advances. You have seen his progress and the damage he has done."The...

Hello, I had a frightening experience recently with an 18 volt lithium iron drill battery exploding whilst being charged for only about half an hour and causing several fires throughout the unattached garage. The charger was a genuine Makita 18v charger however the battery was an Ebay battery from...

Best wishes for a happy, healthy and prosperous 2020 to all Grey Nomads. Stay safe on the roads if out and about this evening.

A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter And suffocates the fleas.... A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song. A fart can create A most curio...

Does anybody know how to refit the float magnet in a C200 Yellow cassette? The warning light has never worked since day one when we bought the van second hand two years ago. To date we have had a number of overflows - messy to clean up! Shortly after buying the van I replaced the reed switch, checked the fu...

As of today, the Eyre Hwy has been closed between Norseman and Caiguna. This could remain in place for several days. The Coolgardie Esperance hwy is also close from Coolgardie to Norseman and to northbound traffic from Gibson to Norseman. The Norseman Hyden Rd is also closed.

Are we still allowed to say, "Tranny Fluid" or is it "Gender Neutral shifting fluid".

Hi everyone, newbies here (Brian n Jude). We've got the motorhome and are wondering what's the best TV Aerial to have?

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. Sharon Stone Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Billy CrystalMy girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading. Steve JobsHockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black m...

Carl, Bob and Brett found themselves in Hell. They were a little confused at their current situation when they suddenly saw a door in the wall open, and behind it was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was short, dirty and you could smell her stench from far away. The voice of the Devil was h...

A group of friends went to a new restaurant and noticed that the waiter who took the order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When another waiter brought the water and cutlery, one of the men noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then he looked around and saw that all...

What is the water level like at the moment? Are the loos finished? Any recent pics of either would be appreciated as we are planning to spend some time there some time next week.

Just love how the Scottish accent gets mistaken...........

Life is never boring. Yesterday came back to the van to see water coing out onto the floor from the HWS. Funnily enough the HWS and the mains water have been switched off for the last few days whilst I was away. The question is; How do I turn off the water to the HWS so it doesnt leak out but still have water to s...

A Glasgow lawyer went duck hunting in rural Aberdeenshire . He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and i...

Two elderly women were on holiday. They were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The traffic light was red, but they went straight through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing i...

Harlow was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish serving another customer. When Carl was finished, Mary asked how much for...

Jake went to the dentist to get a tooth out, and asked what will it cost: The dentist said $200, which Jake thought was too much. After some thought, he asked about cheaper methods. The dentist said. "It can be done without anaesthesia and will cost only $30, but it would be very, very painful. Jake said....

Is anyone using these in your van? I am wondering how much current they drawer, and if they are a practical solution for free camping? Regards, Snook

An old man is met by his attorney, and is told he is going to be audited. He rides to the IRS office with his attorney, and when he gets there, he begins to talk with the IRS agent. "I bet $2,000 I can bite my own eye!" The IRS agent agrees to the bet, believing it an impossible task. The old man laughs, pulls out...