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Hi everyone, newbies here (Brian n Jude). We've got the motorhome and are wondering what's the best TV Aerial to have?

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. Sharon Stone Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Billy CrystalMy girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading. Steve JobsHockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black m...

Carl, Bob and Brett found themselves in Hell. They were a little confused at their current situation when they suddenly saw a door in the wall open, and behind it was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was short, dirty and you could smell her stench from far away. The voice of the Devil was h...

A group of friends went to a new restaurant and noticed that the waiter who took the order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When another waiter brought the water and cutlery, one of the men noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then he looked around and saw that all...

What is the water level like at the moment? Are the loos finished? Any recent pics of either would be appreciated as we are planning to spend some time there some time next week.

Just love how the Scottish accent gets mistaken...........

Life is never boring. Yesterday came back to the van to see water coing out onto the floor from the HWS. Funnily enough the HWS and the mains water have been switched off for the last few days whilst I was away. The question is; How do I turn off the water to the HWS so it doesnt leak out but still have water to s...

A Glasgow lawyer went duck hunting in rural Aberdeenshire . He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and i...

Two elderly women were on holiday. They were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The traffic light was red, but they went straight through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing i...

Harlow was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish serving another customer. When Carl was finished, Mary asked how much for...

Jake went to the dentist to get a tooth out, and asked what will it cost: The dentist said $200, which Jake thought was too much. After some thought, he asked about cheaper methods. The dentist said. "It can be done without anaesthesia and will cost only $30, but it would be very, very painful. Jake said....

Is anyone using these in your van? I am wondering how much current they drawer, and if they are a practical solution for free camping? Regards, Snook

An old man is met by his attorney, and is told he is going to be audited. He rides to the IRS office with his attorney, and when he gets there, he begins to talk with the IRS agent. "I bet $2,000 I can bite my own eye!" The IRS agent agrees to the bet, believing it an impossible task. The old man laughs, pulls out...

Yes," Hot Cross Buns" are on sale tomorrow -- Edited by Plain Truth on Thursday 26th of December 2019 06:38:12 PM

Just wondering, when reading about how many thousands of k's one has towed a caravan. Is that the odometer reading from the beginning of the trip to the end, including the touring (shopping etc.) of the vehicle un-hitched as well, or do you somehow just record towing Km's.

Hi to all who visit this site. Merry Christmas & happy safe travels for 2020. I am looking at the Jayco Conquest mentioned, & I would appreciate any pros/cons on the same. It is powered by a Renault Master. Cheers Haze

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, ... "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, ju...

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her more precocious students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what exactly is your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and Im smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!' Ms...

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you ..... I want a divorce right away!...

Hi All Just following on from the recent Nullabor posts, does anyone have the latest diesel fuel prices between Ceduna and Norseman, thanks.