Yesterday my daughter emailed me, again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time,
"like sitting around the house, relaxing isn't a good thing.

She is "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested, I go down   to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas.

So, I did and when I got home, decided to play a prank on her.

I sent her an email saying that I had joined a Seniors Parachute   Club.

She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 78  years-old and now you're   going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I told her that I even had a Membership Card and emailed a copy   to her.

Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Dad,   where are your glasses?!
This is a membership to a Prostitute   Club, not a Parachute Club."

"Oh man, am I in trouble," I said, "I signed up for five jumps a week!"

The line went dead.

Life as a Senior Citizen isn't getting any easier but sometimes you just have to spice it up!