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Simon and Garfunkel take off.......very clever. -- Edited by Bobdown on Saturday 22nd of February 2020 11:19:12 AM

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minu...

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "surely I can't look that old.". Well . . . you'll love this one. The stuff is from a lady called Archana "My name is Archana. I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his BDS degree on the...

"An older lady gets pulled over for speeding"... Older Woman: Is there a problem, officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.... Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ag...

I have one of these. Probably never used. This should improve my connectability in van and home. (We only use mobiles for internet) because of where we live often speeds are slow. Would i be able to use an aldi data card in this? Or even a mobile card with data? This is not about who provides the best serv...

2 short video's......male and female

Another thread mentioned staying clear of places during school holidays so I thought I'd create a file to keep on my computer/phone. I've combined the states where possible to keep things simple: NSW, ACT, WA, SA & TAS Term 1 - 10 April - 26 April 2020 Term 2 - 4 July - 19 July 2020 Term 3 - 26 September -...

Hi. Has anyone done a tour, say 3 nights 4 days tour of uluru? Kings canyon, olgas and base walk uluru. Fly in, fly out. Do u need to do a tour or can you hire a car. Rellies biting at the bit to go. -- Edited by the rocket on Monday 17th of February 2020 12:37:12 PM

Britain's got talent or similar..........

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.... He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do there?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beat...

https://www.productsafety.gov.au/recall/daimler-truck-and-bus-australia-pacific-pty-ltd-mercedes-benz-bus-o500r-and-o50...

A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.... The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes f...

https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2020-02-17/holden-car-brand-axed-after-160-years-in-australia/11972092