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Time to trot this chestnut out again.... Christmas Eve at the North Pole. Santa's alarm clock didn't go off, and he woke up 3 hours late for his epic run. In his rush to herd up the reindeer, they got spooked and took off into the forest. Santa had to go out on foot to round them up. 4 hours late... He loade...

I would like to know how we let these parks get away with it. I tried booking at the Tasman park Yallingup and peak season they want $132.00 per night, what do they offer that is different to the not peak season, do we get dinner served is it a cabin, no it is a site and slab even with an ensuite it is still robb...

Our Weber baby q will not get hotter than 170° when using the rotisserie, any idea what I am doing wrong?

The Chinese have developed a new smelting process that is 3600 times more efficient. It reduces the smelting process from hours to a few seconds. It can also use low grade iron ore to make high grade steel. China has abundant low grade ore, so wont need the high grade ore it currently gets from Australia...

It snowed last night.8:00 am - I made a snowman8:10 am - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.8:15 am - So, I made a snow woman.8:17 am - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.8:20 am - The gay couple...

me: big day today. did the washing. it has been raining or overcast here for 2 weeks now. not that I mind. better than sweltering. regards. rocket

Hello fellow Grey Nomads. Let me introduce myself: My name is Philip Middleton, I'm actually a Pom but I was brought over to Australia at 18 months old, educated and lived in Australia ever since. So I kinda consider myself an Ozzie. Never left Australia (never felt the need). Not sure I really qual...

Anyone been up there lately, Im planning on heading up with my van around early April, things to see and do? Thanks Lawrie -- Edited by lawrie on Sunday 8th of December 2024 01:10:32 PM

Hi, All. Does anyone have any good hints on which E Bikes to buy and best value for money ? A rough guide on what they cost you? Thank for your help.

Hi everyone, Now before someone tells me, there was a thread started on this topic but from what I see, the last post was in 2016, please correct me if I am wrong and re-direct me. I am in the process of replacing front and side marker lights with LEDs. This is the current situation: 1. I know the two brown wi...

A few days before his wife's birthday:Husband: Dear. "What would you like for your present?"Wife: "I really don't think I should say."Husband: "How about a diamond ring?"Wife: "I don't care much for diamonds."Husband: "Well then, how about a mink coat?"Wife: "You know I do not like furs."Husband...

So far today God, I have done alright.I havent gossiped. I havent lost my temper, and havent been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or over indulgent. And I havent told anyone to mind their own business and stay out of mine. I am really glad about that.But in a few minutes, God, Im going to get out of bed; and...

DIARY OF A POM IN WESTERN AUSTRALIA Long August 31 Just got transferred with work from Leeds UK to our new home in Karratha , Western Australia . Now this is a town that knows how to live! Beautiful, sunny days and warm, balmy evenings. I watched the sunset from a deckchair by our pool yesterday. It was bea...

A week ago I was the most unlikely bloke to exercise period. Last Wedensday I visited an orthopedic doctor about my 40 year old dicky knee, a knee that I have had constant pain in it for the best part of 10 years, trying all different drugs creams etc to numb the pain, but I just put up with the pain, so exerci...

ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GODCOPPER COATED MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD.The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.When properly installed, it will instantly allow the terrorist to speak to God.It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 t...

Looking for suggestions for an annual roadside assistance subscription for a private use motorhome built on an Isuzu cab/chassis, 8.7t GVM, coverage locally in South East Queensland but periodically interstate. RACQ RV covers trucks up to 8.0t GVM........... I'm aware of Truck Assist. Any ot...