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Mary had a little lamb

her father shot it dead

it followed her to school each day

between 2 chunks of bread



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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

All the Kings Men and all the Kings Horses

ate Omelette for a week

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey,

Along came a Spider who sat down beside her,

Piss off hairy legs.



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I'm sorry, in advance.....

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard, to get her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own!

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Came a scream from the church at St Giles

Could be heard for miles upon miles

Said the friar "Good Gracious

I think Brother Ignatius

Has forgotten the Bishop has piles."

 

A space shuttle pilot named Ventry

Made love to a beautiful sentry

She began to pout

When the damn thing fell out

But the mission was saved on re entry.



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Made me spit my tea Brownie2.

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