Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead
it followed her to school each day
between 2 chunks of bread
Never get so busy making a living
that you forget to make a life
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey,
Along came a Spider who sat down beside her,
Piss off hairy legs.
To realise your dreams you first have to wake up.
2014 Mazda BT50 towing 2016 Kimberley Kruiser T3.
Came a scream from the church at St Giles
Could be heard for miles upon miles
Said the friar "Good Gracious
I think Brother Ignatius
Has forgotten the Bishop has piles."
A space shuttle pilot named Ventry
Made love to a beautiful sentry
She began to pout
When the damn thing fell out
But the mission was saved on re entry.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.
