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Parrot fever alert issued after three people test positive to bird disease in Blue Mountains: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-05-14/parrot-fever-warning-blue-mountains-psittacosis-bird-disease/12243694 "Health officials are advising residents to avoid contact...

Coronavirus claims a black belt. Chuck Norris, Dead at 80. Carlos Ray Chuck Norris, famous actor and fighter, died yesterday afternoon at his home in Northwood Hills, TX at the age of 80.... Chuck Starred in dozens of movies and TV series which have, and continue to entertain millions of people. He wa...

Olaf and Lena were a couple in love from the back blocks of Norway, but throughout their courtship Olaf and Lena abstained from sex. The closer it got to the wedding the more Olaf got excited. Until one night after a heavy petting session Olaf beat the pickle so much that he ended up with a big blister.Wor...

Hi there fellow travellers, has anyone had any issues coming down Mount Ouzley heading towards Wollongong? We have just bought a Regal Comfort Tourer thats 23foot long and have not gone down a long hill yet. My husband is fretting somewhat and have a brake guy coming to check out our redarc system to ma...

A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. So one mornin...

Hi all It has been a long while since I last posted mainly because the wife and I no longer are caravanning. At present I am considering buying a Toyota Hiace van. I am looking at ex hire vehicle and would like some opinions from fellow nomads as to whether it is a good idea. Regards Rastas

Hi everyone This is my very first post. So, be gentle I'd like to ask advice of those of you who've been on the road with, or who've used Isuzu and/or Iveco long wheel base vans in the past. I am going to convert one of these vans into my own camper. What I'd like to know is the pros and cons MECHANICALLY of bo...

Hi all, my wife and I are doing an inland QLD. trip with our Isuzu and 24' Sterling caravan. We have always stayed in c/parks with powered sites. We would like to find Farms that allow caravans (preferably with power available.) I'll list the route we're doing and if anyone can suggest places along the...

Hi Folks, after July when travel is allowed within Queensland I am looking at a spot for fishing access in the Cape. Normally we head off for 3 months per year into the remote NT but it doesn't look like that will be on this year. My question is to folks that have a van and have actually been to Kowanyama or...

A Mother Was Walking Down The Hall. A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.... What are you doing? she exclaimed. The daughter replied, Im 35 and still living at h...

I discovered a packet of fresh stir fry in a big supermarket, they have teryaki chicken, sweet and sour etc. It says serves two but translated that means 1, now dinner is not a chore, i get all vegies etc, sauce is a bit light so i tip in a bit of vino.

We are planning to escape the Melb winter provided border restrictions are lifted?? We have planned to journey up to Hervey Bay and then to Bargara near Rockhampton. After that we would like to head towards Mackay and then inland to travel back to Vic. Does anybody have any suggestions or recommendat...

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for i...

Icould be very Cheeky and give you a clue. Well actually I have just given you a clue in the above words Jay & Dee

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Coming up for my sixteenth birthday, Mum asked "What would you like for your birthday?". I thought about this for about half a second and replied, " I WANNA WATCH " but they didn't let me.

A young woman visits her parents and brings her new partner to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man. The father invites the man to his library for a drink and asks him: So what are your plans? I am a Torah scholar, he says. The father answers: A To...

A store that sells new husbands has opened in Melbourne , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the f...