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A family in Moira, Goa was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother Virginia arrived from Canada.It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with nospace left in it.When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and s...

Sorry, but I need to vent!!!! I experienced the WORST customer service today at a local store. I don't want to mention the name of the store because I'm not sure how I'm going to proceed. Yesterday I bought something from this store. I paid cash for it. I took it home and found out it didn't work. So today...

can anyone give advice on the most efficient mobile Wi-fi service please? i am considering investing in one for my van

Just in time for xmas another new shopping complex is in the process of opening up across the road from Australian Motorhomes in Bennets Green (Lake Macquarie) which will have 3 of my favourite shops. Bunnings, Anaconda, RTM as well as my wifes go to Spotlight. Probably save us a bit of fuel not having t...

Next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and say "now you're super angry!"She may laugh... She may destroy you..... Why don't women need to wear a watch?Because there is a clock on the stove. What gets easier to pick up the heavier it becomes?A woman. Wh...

Why are men like lawn mowers?They are very hard to get started, they make yucky smells and half the time they dont even work. How are men like a lino floor?If you are able to lay them correctly the first time, then you are able able to walk all over them for the next twenty five years. One big differe...

For those of you who are placing Christmas lights / decorations in your garden, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together?Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack.I have to brake hard, toss my vodka out the window, hide the we...

We have enjoyed 4 years of trouble free off grid caravaning with our secondhand 2012 model caravan. I suspect one of the 2 batteries is not performing as well as the other and we are possibly going to replace both at a cost of somewhere between $800 & $900. There is blue and a black brand choices, bot...

A US Pastor who blamed pre-marital sex for COVID-19, dies from the virus after calling it, " A warning from God to unmarried couples and non virgin brides" Well all I can say to that is, The biter well and truly bit!!!!!!!!!

NO ONE BELIEVES SENIORS ANYMORE!An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.Holding hands, they walked back to their old school.It was not locked, so they entered,...

Last January while on a trip down to Geelong the roof lifting gas strut on the front left hand side of the van gave up and leaked black oil everywhere. I bought a replacement from Jayco in Geelong but then was unable to fit it 'in the field' so it had to wait until I returned home. Then when packing up the mis...

A wealthy art collector gets a call from his lawyer, " Saul I have some good news and some bad" "Well lets have the good news first I've hassd a bad day". "Your wife rang me and she has bought a couple of pictures for $5000 dollars that she thinks could be worth 10 million". "Thats great news she has always ha...

Would love to hear Joe say to Donald. YOUR FIRED! What go's around, comes around.

I was hitchhiking on a dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no vehicles went by. It was raining so hard I could barely see my hand in front of my face.Suddenly I saw a car approaching, moving slowly and appearing ghost-like in the rain. It slowly and silently crept towards me...

Dave was a single guy, living at home with his father and working in the family business.He knew that he would inherit a fortune once his sickly father died.Dave wanted two things: to learn how to invest his inheritance and, to find a wife to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting, he sp...

A lady , annoyed because her husband was late coming home again, from golf decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you. Don't bother coming after me."Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen bef...

In 1998, I was travelling in the beautiful USA, when I met a cowboy who was 84. He was still very active and in good health. I asked the old-timer what was the secret to his longevity.The old man said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal every morning see. If you do that, you'll live to a n...

It appears from my interpretations, of what I have been reading, in the mainstream mediaThat the West Australian border, may be in lockdown for longer than I thought, due to the moving goalpost of the fight against the CoronavirusThere has also been a development, in regards to forcing the West Aus...