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Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two bestfriends, Cooter and Gomer.The three men had always done everything together.Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,Cooter said, 'Yup...

Mine is the doc in the wheelchair from QLD. I found him an inspiring man. cheers Bilbo

This old fella was celebrating 92 years on earth.He spoke to his toes. *"Hello toes.",* he said. *"How are you ?*You know, you are 92 today.**Oh, the times we've had !* *Remember how we walked in the park, in the summer, every Sunday afternoon.**The times we waltzed on the dance floor ? Happy Birthday t...

Happy Australia Day coming up, fly a flag if you can.

One linersAfter my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it !Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing.The wife's been hinting she wants something black and lacy f...

Thinking about travelling in the motorhome with a puppy Pug. Obvious challenges will be finding caravan parks that allow pets. Interested to hear tips such as whether to buy a dog cage to leave then in when we go out (to confine mess). Where do folk eat in town if they take their furry friend with them (...

im a 74 year old bloke with a 14 foot 6 caravan .......hobbies are caravaning plus looking after my spoilt dog /pottering on the van /and cooking being an ex chef ........the tea spoon name was my army call sign if i needed during exercises any supplies.......im on a pull apart mobility scoote rto walk t...

Hi All anyone out there travel for months with a tinnie on the roof of their vehicle. Just wondering how the paintwork holds up on the vehicle with the aluminium running after rain etc

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.Words that soak into your ears are whispered not yelled.Meanness dont jes happen overni...

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Hi all , I enjoy reading the forums and finally have my new LWB high roof van now looking for recommendations for a fit out conversion place preferably somewhere in Melbourne cheers