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Hi forum, I am now in a situation whereby my accomodation option's are very few, so my question is at 74, male, and with two small dogs is it too late to take up full time caravaning

Well Dmaxer, the first game approaches ever closer, have replenished the grog cupboard in anticipation of long sessions in front of the tv. What will my learned friend be doing? Will he discard the wig and gown for more comfortable attire? (not the Budgie smugglers I hope?)

Usual disclaimer that I am not associated with any business I recommend Broken Windscreen crossing the Nullarbor 31 December 2025 First trading day was Monday 5 January 2026, which found me at Tanunda S.A. Went into Barossa Windscreens 1 Para Road, Tanunda (behind the only servo, so easy to find) Ta...

Paddy wants a job, but the foreman wont hire him until he passes a little maths test.Here is your first question, the foreman says. Without using numbers, represent the number nine.Without numbers? Paddy says. Thats easy. And he proceeds to draw three trees.Whats this? the boss asks.Have you no bra...

Much loved caravan, fully self sufficient. Easily towed under 2.5T fully loaded. Pull up anywhere with 300AH EV Power battery, Victron charger & inverter, solar. Includes full annexe & mesh walls, Samsung inverter fridge/freezer, Weber baby Q, portable satellite dish with satellite f...

2017 VX Land Cruiser , diesel , 166,000 km ,Suspension lift by ARB, roof racks, tow bar, bull bar, good tyres CB radio , extra spare steel rim, cargo barrier, registered (to April 2026) and located in WA . easily tows 3.5 tonnes offers starting from $86,600 Sold it Thanks for taking a look everyone --...

A priest is showing the Rabbi around his church. Reaching the confessional the Rabbi asks him what is it for? "Rabbi this is the heart of our religion" Whilst he was talking the door on the other side closed. "Rabbi, you are in luck, stay quiet and listen" say's the priest as he enters the cubicle. "Fathe...

A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, l have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" "That's terrible!" the priest...

A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera.He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew he was not speeding.Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, and again the camera flashed.Now he began to...

Permalink Reply Quote A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.He awakened from the surgery to fin...

Late again, Johnny, said Miss Crabtree, arms crossed as little Johnny slipped into class nearly three hours past the bell.It aint my fault, Miss Crabtree, Johnny said, eyes wide with innocence. Blame my daddy. Its cause he sleeps in the nude!Now Miss Crabtree had been teaching third grade for over t...

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at...

Just perusing the can of worms that is the newly introduced driving tests for Greys. Along with reduced benefits for Greys based on age by MBF and HCF, I see what I have read as "over the top" to say the least and aged discrimination at its most blatant. It would be interesting to see per capita, the numb...

A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work:The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming......"PINCH MY NIPPLES, P...

Why some people should not drive down Thunderbolts Way