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Mate just rang saying the oil level in his Triton Ute is way way above the Max mark. Mate is in another state ATM and far away from his regular mechanic. First Q is about draining the oil until back to Full then driving home? Will he blow the motor up. I have heard of motors apparantly making oil, ca...

There once was an Indian who had only one testicleand whose given name was 'Onestone'.He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'The word got around and nobody...

My Sensar III HDTV (RV-3095) has died for the second time. While this time may be the same as previously when white parrots (well, technically the large white sulphur crested ones are parrots whereas the official name would run afoul of the auto censorship) chewed through the co-axial cable and if th...

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realised that she didn't have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucke...

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A couple decided they needed a guard dog to protect their home. So, Dave headed to the pet shop and told the clerk, I need a tough dogsomething thatll scare off burglars.The clerk smiled and said, Ive got just the thing for you, and brought out a tiny Chihuahua.Dave frowned. That little thing? I need pr...

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a man...

Australian refineries on fire vs ruZZia... don't panic

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