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An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me...

I found this in my fathers shed after he passed away and I am puzzled as to what it is used for. The blade and most other parts are adjustable, it has masking tape that has been put on the handle that is hard to remove. One of you old blokes might be able to identify it, I am only 70 so it might be before my time. ...

A woman brought a very limp duck into a vet. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Ye...

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, 'And you are no good in bed either,' and storms out of the house.After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up.She comes to the phone after many rings, and the i...

A woman on a golf course hears someone call out, Fore! followed by a scream of pain. She looks around and sees a man bent over, clutching both hands in his crotch so she runs to him. Im a doctor, she says, Do as I say. Lie down on the ground. When he does, she kneels over him, undoes his belt, undoes his trouse...

Hi everyone my jayco poptop has developed roof leaks and has subsequently left water marks on the ceiling inside. Does anyone know of a way to get rid of these internal water marks? The ceiling is Formica type materia. I have heard that water leaks on poptops can be a problem.

A woman brought a very limp duck into a vet. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Ye...

Philips Support Hotline on 1800 009 579. Was not allowed to post the Recall notice for some obscure reason. 2 lots of these may have issues with the foam filtration.

For real or not ? The Cookie Crumbles.Fact or Fiction? The cookie starts to crumble...the masks begin to fall off! The Chinese biological laboratory in Wuhan is owned by Glaxosmithkline, which (accidentally) owns Pfizer, the one who makes the vaccine against the virus which was (accidentall...

Subject: FW: For my Friends :) BE SURE TO READ THIS This explains why friends forward jokes. I've never thought of it this way before.A man and his dog were walking along a road The man was enjoying the scenery when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.He remembered dying and that the...

Five dogs die, 25 more fall ill as Gippsland pet food retailer recalls beef product (msn.com)

Our foam double mattress could do with a little more umph and we are thinking of a mattress topper, either the egg carton stuff or maybe the flat memory foam. Can anyone advise on this topic? -- Edited by albro on Friday 15th of April 2016 01:05:07 PM

Hi everyone, I'm looking at buying a 2010 Royal Flair van Royce Elite off-road caravan, and would love to hear from anyone with any experience or knowledge of them. Cheers, Outback Zack.

Echuca and Swan Hill are two main towns that sit on the Victorian side of the Murray River. The Murray divides the two Australian States of Victoria and New South Wales. Due to Covid restrictions I could only visit the Victoria side of the river. The two towns were thriving in the 1800's. River padd...

This may be of interest to anyone who did not get to see it.Some very good information and well worth the 75 minutes to watch it.Lots of information relating to Long Covid and a genuine look at the fear and reasoning that exists from all sides.It will be screened on ABC IView.https://iview.abc.net.a...

Hi all, I have just recently picked up my new van and tow vehicle. I am finding that the 12 pin male to female connector is extremely tight. I have had several vans and trailers in the past but have never come across one so tight. Any suggestions on how to fix this issue. It is a real fight to join both togethe...

This week my wife said to me "it would be great to have the ability to hang smoky damp clothes in the shower cubical to air instead of hanging around the caravan". Not a big request, I had not noticed it before but this tour around the lower 3rd of Queensland has been a mix of rain and cold weather. Into a smal...

Freak show from Walmart ..........you will need Powerpoint slideshow to open sorry. Cheers Bob