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The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions.The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.The old priest suggests,Cross you arms over your chest, and rub your ch...

AAV 4x4's Brett Bolton is hoping to offer a motorhome version of the Gaz Trackmaster within two years, similar to its Fuso Canter 4x4-based Global Explorer, but at the moment its available as a fully-equipped tray back straight out of the box."(The motorhome) will probably be built on the long wheel...

Has any used Petzspar for dog sitting in Kununarra, unable to find reviews. Or any other recommendations please Thks Ron

A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse: He could not control his curiosity and ask. Do you always carry your TV remote with you?She replied. No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of foot...

Arthur is 75 years old. Hes played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago.One day he arrives home looking downcast. Thats it, he tells his wife. Im giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldnt see where it went. His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As t...

I was due for an appointment with the clater in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctors office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about...

An 85-year-old man was asked by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical examination.The doctor gave the man a jar and said, Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.The next day, the old man reappeared at the doctors office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as i...

Dear John, I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV.My car stalled, and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back to get my husbands help.When I got home, I couldnt believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbours...

I have been using the Thetford toilet paper in my cassette toilet, am I wasting my money, does standard toilet paper really cause problems in these toilets, is there a brand available in supermarkets that will also do the job ? Ian