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An old guy was working out at the gym when he spotted a young hot girl walking in.He asked the trainer standing next to him, "What machine should I use to impress that girl over there?"The trainer looked him up and down and said;"I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."

The Rectum StretcherA woman in Ireland driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar gun lying in wait.The policeman pulled her over, walked up to the car, with a patronising smirk and asked, "What's your hurry?"She replied, "I'm late for work.""Oh yeah," said the p...

A woman noticed her husband trying to weigh himself on the bathroom scale.Each time he stepped on, he started sucking in his stomach.Thats not going to help, darling, said the wife. Trust me.Its already working, the husband said smugly.Now I can see the numbers.

If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius..,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)Question: If you could live fore...

A bartender is waiting for closing time at his pub so he can lock up, and go home. Its a slow night and he has no customers.He hears a light knock at the back door, opens it, and there are 2 nuns there. One says, Mr Bartender, can we impose upon you for a wee favor? Certainly, Sister, what is it?Well, its not fo...

I stopped by the Holden Colorado dealership yesterday, for a look at the current 2018 pickup thinking that I might be interested in one of these at the End Of Year runout sales.Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before they become old.The seats were of part...

The arrested person (who hasnt been charged with murder) has a Con the Fruiterer mono-brow. The people in the photos dont appear to have one.

Hi all. I was wondering if anyone has had experience towing a vehicle with a gypsy trailer? Be interested how it goes out on the highway, and if any issues came up regarding different regulations in different states. All helpful input welcome.

Looking for feed back on either BCF xtm or TC Boxes tilt fridge slide. If you have one for or against would be helpful. Price wise they are similar. Cheers Wootts

No Nativity Scene in Canberra this YearThe Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene inthe nation's Capital this Christmas season.This isn't for any religious reason.They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in Canberra ..The search for a Virgin continues...There w...

A 70-year-old woman chose to stay overnight in a costly hotel as a treat for her birthday.The morning following her stay, she was appalled when the desk worker gave her a bill for $250. She asked why the room charge was so high.Its a nice hotel, but the rooms certainly arent worth $250 for just an overnig...

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?Johnny: Seven.Teacher: No, listen carefully If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?Johnny: Seven.Teacher: Let me put it to you differentlyIf I gave you two apples, and an...

Is it $85 now to renew membership With digital only Wanderer magazine?

Ive had a bit of a look through the rules and cant see anything regarding posting YouTube help videos. Strangely when someone asked for help, I posted a YouTube of how to solve the problem. Post appears to be deleted.

I saw a car parked outside Woollies with a bumper sticker that said "I miss Alice Springs". So I smashed the windows, stole the radio, let the tyres down & left several empty VB cans on the back seat with a note saying "hope this helps"

When President Macron said we will rebuild Notre Dame in five years, I thought Yeah!.. more like ten. But I've been proved wrong and the cathedral has been rebuilt and it looks fantastic. All in five years! Well done people of France!! Just shows what strong will, determination and 1.3 billion dollar...

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Hi Travellers Has any one had experience in changing a rear diff pinion seal on an Iveco, the quote from Iveco, was to say the very less " A faction Under the Bloody Nation Debt" . I have managed to procure a seal, Genuine Part Any Advice would be greatly appreciated, Safe travels

Time to trot this chestnut out again.... Christmas Eve at the North Pole. Santa's alarm clock didn't go off, and he woke up 3 hours late for his epic run. In his rush to herd up the reindeer, they got spooked and took off into the forest. Santa had to go out on foot to round them up. 4 hours late... He loade...