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Its frightening true.Surgery- not joking much...Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does!..Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint.Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.The FIRST patient is examined wi...

Well, I've finally reached the wonder years. Wonder where my care is parked? Wonder where my keys are? Wonder where I left my phone? Wonder where my glasses are? Wonder what day it is?

Hi. Has anyone travelled to Dunn?s swamp lately. What is the road like from Rylstone. Is it sealed all the way to the campground. Thanks

On Line DatingA man was feeling lonely, so after much contemplation, he posted an ad on a popular website.The ad said, simply: Wife wanted.He was surprised the next morning to find he had over a hundred replies in his inbox.Unfortunately, they all said the same thing: You can have mine.

A group of Victorians were travelling by Tour Bus through Hervey Bay.As they stopped at the Dairy Co-Op, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goats' milk was used.She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing."These", she explained, "A...

Some not so nice person the other day told me I had a screw loose. I told him 'no I don't, it fell out'

Ma and Pa were two old hillbillies living out on a farm in the hills.One day, Pa discovered that the hole under the outhouse was full. Not sure what to do, he went inside and told Ma about the problem.Well, why dont you ask the youngun down the road? Ma suggested. Hes a college gradjyate, he must know what t...

Donald visits an elementary school one day.In one of the classes, students are in the middle of a discussion about words and their meanings.The teacher asks Donald if hed like to lead the discussion of the word tragedy.He agrees to do so and asks the class for an example of a tragedy.One little boy Ron s...

Standing here all alone out in the country airSome may find the life lonely but I don't careI enjoy my own company and do what I willNot until I am dead will I then lay stillEverywhere a new adventure every week a new spotThis country of ours it has got the lotFrom cities to towns and everywhere in betweenI...

An avid golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him."I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!""Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over...

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's theproblem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. Shekeeps getting these cravings. She's putting onweight, and is sick most mornings."The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, thenturns to...

We live on a bush block twenty five minutes west of Ballarat. We are surrounded by bush, so our fire risk is high. We built our house eight years ago and although we can get insurance, at a fairly high cost, we decided to install a sprinkler system on the house and free standing garage. It wasn't cheap at 20...

Hi Techies. A little similar to the post by 'ottg' but a slightly different angle - my van has a 100w solar panel, 100 Ah AGM battery and no inverter. I'm after approx 350w solar, 240Ah lithium battery, 2000w inverter. Am I better off going this way or looking at a portable power station - Bluetti, iTech W...

I'm sad as it is time to sell my 1990 toyota hiace pop to. I'm thinking of buying a Mitsubishi outlander and wanted everyone's opinions on them mechanically etc. Finances mean I need to buy roughly a 2008 model. I'd love to get your advice. I'll sleep in it during rough weather but tent camp the rest of the...

Hi everyone, I have had to get my laptop serviced(new SDD etc.) Now there a few little quirks for me to adjust too. Pics on the forum are still a problem for me atm. Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy,On a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in Thai...

Is there a standard suggested clearance from the tyre top to the wheel arch in a caravan ?