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AT LEAST HE TRIED!!!I was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching my wife who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off I asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.On the morning of her birthday, I ar...

A drunk walking home decided to take a short cut through the cemetery,Walking along in the dark he stumbled over a mound of dirt and fell into an open grave that was dug for an early funeral the next day.The man tried to climb out, but he was short and the gravediggers had dug the correct six foot depth.The...

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An old man needs a heart transplant and gets the call from his doctor one day that there are several options available for him.We have three possible donors, the doctor explains.One is a young, healthy athlete.The second is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and the third is an attor...

One of the rear wheels on daughters tandem van was warmer than the others so decided to adjust the brake. With the side off the ground the front wheel turns more easily than the rear. With the wheel removed. I cannot see a rubber grommet that can be rermoved to make adjustment, only a hole that to me is not...

Usual disclaimer, that I am not associated with anyone selling anything Supercheap auto store, have a current Renogy 100 Amp Hour Lithium LIFEP04 deep cycle battery on special for $349 with a 5 year warranty Just putting it out there, as I do not not require any more deep cycle batteries BUT... When I w...

Dear Santa, I'm writing to tell you I've been naughty and it was worth it. You fat, judgemental bastard.

I was drinking whiskey, and the bartender screamed "does anyone know CPR ??? I yelled "I know the entire alphabet" We all laughed and laughed well, except for this one guy.

Honda and Nissan have agreed to joined forces to stave off China's threat, Mitsubishi is considering joining the group.

Hi everyone We are new to caravanning and have been on the road for 9 days now, were from Newcastle and have been to South West Rocks, Nambucca Heads and now in Armidale. When we were heading to Armidale from Nambucca we encountered the big climb up to Dorrigo, what we were wondering is the bes...

I would like to apologise to anyone I have not yet offended, I will get to you eventually.

I know I'm going to be standing on some corns here but it might only refer to some Qld Toyota drivers. I generally sit on the speed limit when driving with/without a tow unless adverse weather or road conditions cause me to slow down. I have my speedo calibrated correctly - from the GPS red circle & "B...

Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas. Take Care and be safe on the roads if you are driving during the Christmas Season. Cheers,

printed in the London Times.....Absolutely Dead Brilliant!!t Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as havin...

We have a power star solar system working lights on our van that has suddenly started to turn off. This also turns off the fridge which is in AC power. Any ideas why this would be happening? Camping at the beach and hoping to find an electrician soon. Thanks.