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A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He looks at the first priest and says, Hey, Im Jesus Christ!The priest replies, No son, youre not.So the drunk goes over to the second priest and says, Hey, Im Jesus Christ! To which the second priest replies, No son, youre not.Finally, the drunk ha...

Irish NunIn Ireland, the 99-year-old Mother Superior lay quietly. She was dying. The Nuns had gathered around her bed, laying garlands around her and trying to make her last journey comfortable.They wanted to give her warm milk to drink but she declined. One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitc...

Hi all, any clues for adding more Tension to Aussie traveller sunburst awning. Cheers

Hi all, wanting to road trip Shellharbour to Lightning Ridge and return via Tamworth, time frame about 4 weeks Currently planning to stop at Cowra, Dubbo, Nyngan, Bourke, Lightning Ridge, Narrabri, Moree, Inverell, Glen Innes, Tamworth. Any recommendations regarding what roads and towns to avo...

Sometine ago somebody suggested an inverter that will automatically switch over when the power drops out. Can someone help out.

Neil Turner Weir, donation camping, at Mitchell Qld is very popular at the moment. Plenty of room, mainly level sites and space for 100's of campers. First time here and very impressed with this campground and town facilities. Will camp again on way back South when weather warms up a few degrees.

Tried to light the oven , have gas and a piezo spark ??

I forgot to plug in the feed to the car and destroyed the plug ! Got a new cable and some connectors A red wire does 12v , the white wire does ground . Yellow wire is the tricky bit it has some copper braid Does anyone know how to connect the yellow wire and the un insulated copper stuff ? There is silver pape...

I have a Thetford three way fridge N3185 it's not working on 12v, I have found that the 20amp fuse and holder is the problem thetford have updated the size of the fuse and holder to 25amp because of over heating, I have asked if I can just change the fuse and holder to 25amp on my PCB they wouldn't confirm. ...

A teenager approached his grandmother nervously and asked her a question.Granny, have you seen a bottle of pills lying around? The label says LSD, he asked.The grandmother swung around quickly as the boy prepared to be scolded.To hell with the pills! Have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.His bookkeeper is deaf.That was the reason he got the job in the first place.It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court.When the Godfather goes to confront Guido abo...

Mrs. Donovan was walking down OConnell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.The Father said, Top o the mornin To ye! Arent ye Mrs. Donovan And didnt I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?She replied, Aye, that ye did, Father.The Father asked, And be there Any wee little ones yet?She...

My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.He said with excitement, "you appear quite elderly to be driving.""Well, y...

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Cyclist riding along the towpath finds the nude body of a man with a Weetbix protruding from his anus. Police are looking for a cereal killer. -- Edited by Magnarc on Tuesday 2nd of September 2025 07:29:01 AM