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A hotel guest calls the front desk from his room on the eighth floor.The call is picked up by the clerk on the reception desk.The clerk answers,"May I help you?"The man says,"Yes, I'm in room 858""You need to send someone to my room immediately""What seems to be the problem sir?"Asks the clerk,"I'm ha...

Some students were discussing the various merits of the metric and imperial systems of measurement. The first chap favoured imperial and said that he preferred the traditional imperial system and that 6 inches sounded quite impressive. The second chap said that 15 centimetres sounded far more...

Hi everyone just would like to know if anyone has towed a caravan on the road from Warburton to Marysville thanks for your help Phil -- Edited by phil b on Thursday 6th of February 2025 02:46:37 PM

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A GOOD TRUMP JOKE THAT ALL WILL ENJOY!Donald is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts "Mickey Mouse!" This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.Later, the secret serv...

Cooking lesson.One day a little girl was watching her mother make a roast beef. She cut off the ends, wrapped it in string, seasoned it and set it in the roasting pan.The little girl asked her mother why she cut the ends of the roast off.The mother replied, after some thought, that it was the way that her m...

Some wife jokes. AVOCADOSA wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk"He replied, "They had avocados."If you'...

Only in Campbelltown..... youre not going to believe what just happened we pulled up to get some fuel, and we noticed these two police officers watching a woman who was smoking while pumping petrol. I thought, "This Lady isnt the sharpest tool in the shed, and with the cops right there too.Anyway, I we...

I have often considered a 5th wheeler and hav seen the odd reference here on the forum from someone possibly considering one. I have just renewed my RACV Roadside Assistance contract and have read that there are quite a few matters to be separately addressed applicable to these vehicles regarding t...

We were born in the 40-50-60s.We grew up in the 50-60-70's.We studied in the 60-70-80's.We were dating in the 70-80-90's.We got married and discovered the world in the 70-80-90's.We venture into the 80-90s.We stabilize in the 2000s.We got wiser in the 2010s.And we are going firmly through and beyo...

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Greetings, we have a new van, Fortitude Ignite 20'6. So far so good after sales support minimal to non existent but feel the van is well put together albeit with some issues but being a 15 year vetran have solved most . The brand has seen water tank failures in that the support brackets are breaking. Ever...

An old married couple have just watched a documentary program about what happens to elderly people enduring a long and difficult decline towards death.Well, that makes you think, doesnt it dear? he says.Well what are you thinking? she asks.He sighs. Promise me that if ever I am dependent upon a mach...

Never text a confessionTHE CONFESSIONHi Bob, This is Alan next door. Im sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in text as I cant live with myself...