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A policeman is on foot patrol sees a guy walking a penguin down the street.He stops them and says "You can't walk that penguin on the street, take it to a zoo."Guy says "OK".A few days later the copper sees the guy again walking the penguin down the street.He stops him and says "I thought I told you to take t...

Examples of what one may find if they open up a lithium battery. Good, bad & not even heavy enough for a door stop! Victron Some examples at the other end of the spectrum: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ImF1S730bFM https://youtu.be/-gH_ZRqHYtk

A family got a new lie detector gadget. The machine would buzz whenever a lie was told, so the father decided to test it out at dinner. The father asked, What did you do with your lunch money today at school son?I just bought lunch The machine buzzed, and the kid starting sweating as the Mom and Dad lo...

Earlier this year, a group of bikers were riding out when they saw a girl about to jump off the Harbour Bridge . So they stopped.George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the Policeman who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "H...

An elderly man had owned his large farm for many years.Right at the back of the farm there was a large pond that was ideal for swimming. The old farmer had fixed it up with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some apple and peach trees.One evening, the farmer decides to go down to the pond, to look it over,...

A C-130 Hercules was lumbering along when a ****y F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off.The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.The F-16 pilot aske...

When you are using a cpap machine are you obliged to inform the transport department ? Thanks guys for any replies

A policeman is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.After watching the boy's efforts for some time the policeman walks up behind the little fello...

Hi All. My brain is confused. I'm new to the AES fridge and something doesn't gel can you help. I had my 12 pin socket wired (as instructed) however "they" put the AES wire direct to battery. I asked why...They said because of safety - if the fridge is on Auto, and the AES wire is on ignition, as soon as the ca...

ANYBODY HAVE ANY INTERNAL BITS FOR ONE OF THESE WAECO MODELS. NAMELY, I WANT DOOR POCKETS, VEGIE CRISPERS, FREEZER SHELF ETC. PLEASE CALL ME ON 0427 825 287 IF YOU PREFER.

Did you know that unlike other years you will not get someone knocking on your door with a form? I didn't. So, I have been sitting here waiting, and it was only because I rang to ask where they were, I got their answer otherwise I would have been left waiting. I thought it would be easier to fill in a pap...

Seems all are "old " topics on " search". Just finished my govt test, with a positive result. Visit specialist and on the table within three weeks. Super yucky prepicol the night before. On recovery " here is your appointment with surgeon next week". His opening remarks were " you are a lucky man"!. We r...

Items for Sale - Kitchen Equipment for Van See images below and let me know what you're interested in and we can discuss price. Pick up location, Gardenvale in Melbourne, Victoria. Postage - yes (extra); clearly some items may not be able to be posted.

Can somebody confirm that I do not need a gas certificate inspection on a 10 year old caravan that is registered in NSW and will be sold to another NSW resident? There has been no modifications or additions to any part of the gas system and I use the replacement gas cylinders so they should be age complian...