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A bloke hires a hooker and brings her to his hotel. The hooker is in bed ready for action, and the bloke starts undressing. The hooker begins to laugh when he drops his boxers and asks, "Who do you think your're going to please with THAT little thing?" The bloke says, "Me!"

Research shows that 80% of men dont know how to use condoms. These men are called dads.

Three old women were sitting on a park bench. A flasher ran up and whipped open his coat. Two of the old ladies had a stroke and the third couldn't reach.

After fighting some crime, Superman wanted to score some action. He flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see if she was available. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs wide open. Superman thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet; I could be in t...

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.The Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.' Mujibar said, 'I am ready.' The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green .' Mujibar thought for a few minute...

CAMPERS and grey nomads warned of recall on some Yamaha generators. Fears fuel tanks on EF2000iS 2018-2019 models could crack and cause fuel to leak, increasing... risk of fire which could result in severe injuries or death. Yamaha dealers will replace the fuel tank with one that has been correctly...

Our Jayco Discovery front has 2 sections around the boot lid. Our Jayco Discovery front has 2 sections around the boot lid. The upper section appears to be fibreglass with a "clear coat' that is lifting/peeling which I want to repair/renovate. I have peeled all the clear coat off and am ready to procee...

Its taken us a few years to get to the point where we can now hit the road, which is happening in March next year. The Chief Financial Officer has ticked off on it so now were on final countdown. We managed to spend a month up in the Kimberley and completely loved life on the road and are looking forward to see...

Greiner, O'Farrell, Berejiklian, that's the Liberal brown paper back with bottle of wine!

This mob have studied the late Max Walker " have a goodweekend " T.I.O. We are closing for a long weekend-TIO Investigations Team <TIO.InvestigationsTeam@tio.com.au>However, our office will now be closed from 5.30pm on Thursday 30 September and reopen at 8am on Tuesday 5 October.Ombudsm...

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Two mates were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked one. "Well, not exactly." His friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it." "Oh, I see, kinky, huh?" "Well, not exactly. I sit up and beg for it, and she rolls over and plays de...

I had sex with a Chinese woman last night. It was great, but an hour later I was STILL horny!

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.For all of...