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Hi gays. Me and my partner are new on this site and planing to hit the road in this year.Converting Toyota Coaster to motorhome and hopping for the best. Thank you Busdriver

Hello, I hope everyone is well out there! In this vlog, I talk about what's been happening on the road since the last Memoirs two weeks ago where I spoke my truth in regards to not being authentic. In this honest and open vlog, I reflect on the plans I had in place, how life sometimes takes some hard turns a...

It's back! Yep, for those that liked 'Grey Nomads', that funny couple in their motor home. well, season two is out next week on 'car sales.com.au A very funny look at our life style. Mmm, being called 'Grey Nomads' I wonder if they are Cindy and Mr Cindy ?? Sorry Cindy!!! I couldn't resist -- Edited...

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know to say one thing' What do they say?' the priest asked. They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed, Then he thought for a moment....

An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.' The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's. Soon thereafter, another Irish man e...

A man sunbathes in the nude and burns his penis. His doctor tells him to dip it in a saucer of milk to ease the pain. Later his blonde wife comes home to find him with his willy in the saucer of milk. 'Well I'll be..' she remarks, 'I always wondered how men reloaded those things...'

I normally buy a cooked pork loin from Woolies or Coles @ $20 from the deli, the other day IGA had rolled Pork Loins for under $8 a kg so I grabbed one. Our wizz bang air fryer has a rotisserie so Im trial cooking half of it today, I prept it dry it with paper towel, the scored the crackling, rubbed it all with O...

Hi Everyone Just joined and this is my first post. We purchased our Avan Ovation Fiat Ducati motorhome last July, and have had three trips along the east coast of Australia already. First lesson learnt, don't travel during school holidays and wow it can get really really hot in the middle of Austral...

Hi all, I'm just checking in to say hi, and hopefully, I could pick your brains for some of your best tricks and tips that you wish you knew before setting off on your dream adventure around Australia. My name is Darran, and I have been a travelling Auto electrician for the past ten years working at vari...

Hi, We are just about to start out on our first main trip in new caravan, we are likely to be away for up to 4 months. What is the best way of keeping a spare set of caravan and car keys? If anyone has any suggestions would be appreciated.

does anyone have much experience with getting a wrap for paint protection on their truck/4wd/van? I recently caught up with a local small business at the Gold Coast (no affiliation or sponsorship) who gave me some great information

There were three Sisters of St Bernadette driving in outback Australia and they ran out of petrol - devastating.Sister Angelina said "There's a house over there on the hill, perhaps the farmer could lend us some petrol to get us into town".So the three hopeful Sisters walked across to the homestead a...

First ever post. Van 18 months old. new build. I regularly keep the van battery charged when not in use. went into the van turned the lights on, nothing, checked the battery meter, flat so hooked it up to power, screen showed just 4,8 volts, left for 24 hours, came back same numbers still flat. Chec...

Over the last few weeks for some reason the battery in my tug has been going flat if the tug is not driven at least every couple of days. The battery was purchased about 18 months ago and was going alright up until a few weeks ago. I had the battery checked by the NRMA when they gave me a start and they told me...

Hi all, I had the wheel bearings etc serviced. The mechanic stated the bearings and brakes were in good order. I told him that one of the 4 wheels gets quite hot, he found nothing wrong but stated he will repack the bearings. The next trip we went on I found the same wheel became extremely hot, and by the tim...

Is anyone on here a member of the Australian Caravan Club Thanks

A Bloody Great Aussie Poem, Mate The sun was hot already - it was only 8 o'clock The co*ky took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock . He drove around the paddocks checking wethers, ewes and lambs, The float valves in the water troughs, the windmills on the dams He stopped and turned a windmill on to f...