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Evan lived in a retirement village and passed the time brewing for his neighbours and friends. It was not uncommon for him to have 8 fermenters on the go in his garage to keep up with demand.His best mate Dave visited him one day. Evan was, as usual, in the garage tending the brews but was regularly che...

Father and son went hunting together for the first time.The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."A few hours later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son."What's wrong?' the father asked, ''I told you to be quiet.'The boy, bless his heart, answe...

A bloke sits down at the bar in Texas and says to the barman,"Hey I've got a great blonde joke for you"Upon hearing this a blond womanfrom a nearby table gets up and walks over and says,"Listen 'Pal' ""I teach self defense at the local sports centre""My 2 friends over there are both also blonde""One is an...

What Confucius Didn't Say,Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.Better to be pissed off than pissed on.Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.Squirrel who runs up woman's' leg will not find nuts.Woman who cooks beans and pea...

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I was a little busy this morning, look at watch, turn on TV, it is all over rover !!!!!! 2 days and less than 1 extra session. Why did Poms bring their C grade team. What a man Scott Boland.

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.No matter what; metal, wood, plastic - anything she touched would melt! Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.The ki...

Bodies of three men found in the woods with a Weetbix stuck in their fundamental orifice. Police are looking for a cereal killer.

Parked in this farmers paddock a couple of weeks ago, Wednesday the 27th of November actually, when SWMBO turned the Ibis Aircon on. BANG. Loud noise, no 240volt. Came to Esperance after leaving the job and got an electrician to isolate the air con. Had McKenzies Electrical and Air Conditioning come...

Just had two police officers at my front door.They asked me, Are you familiar with the letters HB?I said, No, Im not.How about LS? they asked.I replied, No. then they asked, What about JD?I said, Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?They said, No, these are just initial inquiries.

There have been a number of discussions on this forum regarding Rear Axle Weights and ratio of GVM to GTM so I thought I would do some research myself. What I found, quite surprised me. The attached document contains my findings.

I would like to wish all my grey nomad friends, A Very Merry Christmas, And a Very Prosperous New Year. Here's hoping 22 is a better year than 21. Cheers Landy

I lost the square bolt and nut of my Jaco Freedom Awning. Any idea where I can find the exact spare part number and a supplier in Perth? (1st pic is upside down)

He knows if you've been speeding, He knows if you are drunk