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So, this guy has a pet duck and he goes to the movie theater to see a movie and brings his duck with him. He goes to the ticket window and says to the lady, "I'd like two tickets, one for me, and one for my duck." The lady says, "I can't give your duck a ticket." The man says, "What gi...

Highway patrol officer spots a blonde driving down the road with no hands on the wheel , he pulls alongside to see she is knitting , he the calls to her,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, pullover.. she replies ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,no, jumper!

Hi Di-N-Gary . have you fixed those electric brakes yet ? the price of electricity is going up , cant go wasting it now .

Whose books would appeal to all in here as she as in the following description, like those in here on the road. Her name is Sue henry and the 4 book series is called "Maxie and Stretch series" Also a good site to look up authors is http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/ "From an author who...

Have I been on the wacky baccy or has there been a problem with the site, I havent been able to open the Grey nomad site all last night or today. I might have had a short circuit in my alfoil beanie

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Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women. They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus." It comes in pink and the average male thief won't be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is.

The last one is a worthy winner. 6th Place It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. 'What are my choices?' the man asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied. 5th Place A flight attendant was stationed at t...

just a word of caution after more horrific deaths on our roads.I just wish people would slow down, take a break, enjoy there trips,not try and do it all in one day... too many people killed ..stay safe .drive safe..

I will be a passive reader of the Forum for a while.I am tending to be unhappy with some of the things I write.Time for someone with a different slant on life to have a go.I'll be back.Cheers.Ibbo.

A man was in his front yard mowing his lawn, when his attractive blonde neighbour came out of her house and went straight to her mailbox, She opened it then slammed it shut and stomped back into her house in a huff. A little later she again came out of the house and went to the mailbox opend it, slammed it shu...

A woman walks into the Charnwood Centrelink office, trailed by 15 kids.... "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL yours? "Yeah they are all mine," the flustered mother sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Terry...

Happy Birthday Ma have a good one was lovely catchig up with you yesterday

Seeing i,m still trying to find my way with a pc ,do any out there use Skype? Is there any catches , do,s or dont,s etc. Also usage rates of my allocated time . Any info will be taken on board. Many thanks.

So this guy walks into the doctor's office with this big black duck on his head. The doctor looks up and says, "Yes, sir, can I help you?" And the duck says, "Yeah, can you get this guy off my arse?"

Some posts elsewhere on this forum regarding our comments being quoted on facebook should remind us that this is a public forum accessible by anyone. With this in mind we need to consider the laws regarding defamation and vilification as to not do so could place our webmaster in a very awkward situat...

Disco i think duck is fowl , very little meat lots of fat i couldn't come at it,and everybody wants a piece of you ,time for a new avatar any suggestion

TWO bank robbers who blew themselves up trying to make a sizable withdrawal from an ATM have been declared the 2009 winners of the Darwin Awards.Organisers say the annual "prize" is given to "those doing the most to improve the human gene pool ... by removing themselves from it"...

A Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates. 'I'm sorry,' St Peter said; 'But Heaven is suffering from an overload of goodly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly Arrivals..' 'That...

can some one let me know what uhf channel you all use and what frequency on hf if it is used as we only have 6 weeks to go before we start our permanent journey and thank you for the bumper stickers see you soon percy