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A woman brought a very limp duck to the veterinarian's office. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your pet duck Disco has passed away." The distressed o...

For the first time ever...as i was driving through a suburban street i felt a sense of lonliness....all the xmas lights in the houses, families together inside....does anyone else ever get that...the feeling went almost as soon as it came but i would hate for that feeling if i went on the road full tim...

Bella, pedigree Bichon. Just turned 8 weeks old.

A good start to the New Year! We recieved our Bumper Stickers today, thanks Cindy. And a Happy New Year to all fellow Nomads.

the spiritual home of the one true god of racing!!!!

A new member on his first post i think was treated badly by a senior member . we should be supporting new member to help them for fill their gold of being a grey nomad

Now you'll all have to behave yourselves - I'm back. Minus one faulty body part, I'm back on deck and healing. My recovery has been much quicker and successful then my specialist and surgeon anticipated. I no longer need 8 potassium tablets a day, and I only take half a blood pressure tablet, twice...

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? WELL...YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE. MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REM...

After extensive consultation with NASA together with British Aerospace, CSIRO and the Russian Space Agency I finally have my Alfoil beanie to use when on this forum. NASA tells me that the aerial is essentioa to stop any damage to my brain through the top of my head and CSIRO in conjuction with ASIO tel...

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odour. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege o...

I think fire fly does not show enough leg in her Avatar

Three guys get to heaven,Bob, Larry and Bill, and before they enter St. Peter warns them "whatever you do don`t ever, ever, step on a duck. Once one quacks, they all do, and they make a terrible racket". Bob enters heaven and immediately steps on a duck. So an angel comes up to him and chains a l...

I'll be off the air for about 10 days so I can visit my kids in SA. I may even catch up with some of you. Have a Happy New Year celebration, and I hope 2010 will be good to you. See you next year. Cheers

So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda p i s s ed off because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he were brown like the other toads.. He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing. Anyway... this yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother. He begs her: &quo...

At 4am this morning, the Two Mile Hotel at Mungindi burnt down. From what we have been told, not much left of the place.

I came across this story on News.com just a moment ago. It will open up a can of worms but nevertheless should lead to an interesting discussion: Abridged version: TIDAL WAVE OF RETIREES COULD BREAK THE BANK. Australia is on the edge of a demographic tsunami with 5.3 million baby boomer elligable for t...

Who the hell are these 2 w******s presenting carols tonight? i will get shot done but who cares bring back Bert

Thought I would poat a few pics of the kind of things we mget up to at our caravan club in Queensland. !!!NOTE Not an alfoil beanie in sight - a couple of straightjackets in the background somewhere tho

If anyone is interested in tracking the yachts to see who is doing what have a look here. There is only 1.1 Nm between the top three at present, nice weather too. I reckon I would give my right arm to be there on a boat, but I guess one armed sailors are not much use to them eh!

Ok you win Liberty.Happy Christmas to you and your torch.You are almost part of the family now.Do you wear an Alfoil hat to keep the pidgeons off your head?Cheers.Ibbo.