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We retire next year August, as mentioned previously on forum. My dilema is this, we own a beautiful 3 year old fox terrier. My husband just adores it! It rules our house much to my dilema. Don't get me wrong I love him also, just I feel there is a place for pets at meal times- NOT BEING FED AT THE TABLE when we...

Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and Grandfathers is?Well here it is: A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car f...

I was just reading the article on the home page re the increase of voilence and crime up north. Also read it in the news a few days ago 5 people in Broome stabbing each other and they put it down to the weather. My daughter is currently living in Kununurra and the things she tells me about the fighting and voi...

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If it had been presented this way I wonder how many of us would have applied for it!!!! POSITION: Mum, Mummy, Mama, Ma Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop JOB DESCRIPTION: Long term, team players needed, for challenging, permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent commu...

Hi. I live in Bris, still work but travel on weekends and whenever i can..spent time living in Africa more recently but am back to travel our own beautiful country. When i retire i will buy a larger motorhome and live on the road...I play the African drum, called a Djembe and love music, festivals and bea...

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the Airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you Strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed It slowly and said to the stranger, 'Wh...

NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND.... I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud. These are real notes written by parents in the Memphis school district. Spellings have been left intact. 1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today Please execute him. 2. Please exkuce Lisa for be...

Why bicycles are better than Women... Bicycles don't get pregnant. You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month. Bicycles don't have parents. Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong. You can share your Bicycle with your friends. Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've...

Three Holy Men and a Bear: A Priest, a Pentecostal Preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of NorthernMichiganUniversity in Marquette . They would get together two or three times a week for coffeeand to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't re...

How Do You Decide Who To Marry? According to the kids. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to ma...

had two minutes to waste so I went forum surfing, I found this and thought I would share with you, I washed my hands after I came out of there first though free or low cost camping can be found here, thanks to the relevent forum folks whom I swiped it off http://www.ozcamps.net/ if you know of it already I a...

A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his penis in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then she picked up a...

I reckon that the Mangoes on the Forum lead in are overipe.Just glad that they are not a kilo of prawns.(just having a little joke).Cheers.Ibbo.

Gary started the thread.......Mike Rann.....Did he or din't he?? Here is the answer!!! Make up you own minds!! This sign was actually put up in the Parklands................. -- Edited by Disco Duck on Friday 4th of December 2009 08:30:09 PM

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A group of guys lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. One got transferred to another city. It wasn't the same without him. A new woman joined their Club. She overheard the guys talking about their golf round. She said, "You know, I used to play on my golf team in college and...

I had the thrill (???) of being at Adelaide airport when the two panda were unloaded today. What a disappointment. I was really hoping to have some decent pictures to show you but all we saw was two containers wrapped in plastic with a picture of two pandas on it. I do a bit of photography on the side and w...

Late yesterday arvo I took Gracie to Point Hutt for a swim and as there were some "unsavory" dogs at the official area we walked downstream about a Km to a really nice spot and were just sitting in the water and there is a bit of a splash next to us and it was a PLATYPUS!!!! a real live platypus. I'v...

Just want to say a BIG THANKYOU to DellieMay and Roger for their hospitality and generosity when we called in to say Hi. We have been most fortunate on this trip to have met some really great people and to be able to put faces to names makes all the difference. Dell, Roger, TwoBob and Monica and Cruising Gr...