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Job Vacancy............Courtesy of Ibbo
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If it had been presented this way I wonder how many of us would have applied for it!!!! POSITION: Mum, Mummy, Mama, Ma Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop JOB DESCRIPTION: Long term, team players needed, for challenging, permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent commu...
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Hello to all !!
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Hi. I live in Bris, still work but travel on weekends and whenever i can..spent time living in Africa more recently but am back to travel our own beautiful country. When i retire i will buy a larger motorhome and live on the road...I play the African drum, called a Djembe and love music, festivals and bea...
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A Conversation
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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the Airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you Strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed It slowly and said to the stranger, 'Wh...
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Who needs school most?
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NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND.... I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud. These are real notes written by parents in the Memphis school district. Spellings have been left intact.
1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today Please execute him.
2. Please exkuce Lisa for be...
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Bicycles Or Women
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Why bicycles are better than Women... Bicycles don't get pregnant. You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month. Bicycles don't have parents. Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong. You can share your Bicycle with your friends. Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've...
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Three Holy Men and a Bear
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Three Holy Men and a Bear: A Priest, a Pentecostal Preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of NorthernMichiganUniversity in Marquette . They would get together two or three times a week for coffeeand to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't re...
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Marriage - Where did I go wrong?
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How Do You Decide Who To Marry? According to the kids.
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to ma...
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you probably already know of this
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had two minutes to waste so I went forum surfing, I found this and thought I would share with you, I washed my hands after I came out of there first though free or low cost camping can be found here, thanks to the relevent forum folks whom I swiped it off http://www.ozcamps.net/ if you know of it already I a...
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Cheating Hubby
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A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his penis in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then she picked up a...
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I wish someone would buy those Mangoes.
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I reckon that the Mangoes on the Forum lead in are overipe.Just glad that they are not a kilo of prawns.(just having a little joke).Cheers.Ibbo.
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Mike Rann
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Gary started the thread.......Mike Rann.....Did he or din't he?? Here is the answer!!! Make up you own minds!! This sign was actually put up in the Parklands................. -- Edited by Disco Duck on Friday 4th of December 2009 08:30:09 PM
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This May Help
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This site may be useful with Christmas coming up! http://www.boozle.com.au/ http://www.wine-searcher.com/ -- Edited by Disco Duck on Sunday 29th of November 2009 02:36:29 PM
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Ambidextrous Golfer
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A group of guys lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf.
One got transferred to another city. It wasn't the same without him.
A new woman joined their Club. She overheard the guys talking about their
golf round. She said, "You know, I used to play on my golf team in
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Panda-monium
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I had the thrill (???) of being at Adelaide airport when the two panda were unloaded today. What a disappointment. I was really hoping to have some decent pictures to show you but all we saw was two containers wrapped in plastic with a picture of two pandas on it. I do a bit of photography on the side and w...
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A real wildlife experience
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Late yesterday arvo I took Gracie to Point Hutt for a swim and as there were some "unsavory" dogs at the official area we walked downstream about a Km to a really nice spot and were just sitting in the water and there is a bit of a splash next to us and it was a PLATYPUS!!!! a real live platypus. I'v...
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THANKS
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Just want to say a BIG THANKYOU to DellieMay and Roger for their hospitality and generosity when we called in to say Hi. We have been most fortunate on this trip to have met some really great people and to be able to put faces to names makes all the difference. Dell, Roger, TwoBob and Monica and Cruising Gr...
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FAMILY HOLIDAY.
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A family goes on a holiday to the Northern Territory & hubby,s mother inlaw tags along. they arrive at a river , on a very hot day & mother inlaw goes in for a swim, moments later the mother inlaw is being circled by a 6mtr crock , upon the daughter seeing this she screams to hubby please please pl...
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Is It Me or Has Our Ladyship.............
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After updating my Anti-virus program and also resetting some of the options in Internet Explorer 8, I thought I would come to my favourite evening forum and catch up on the latest posts. Once past the forum front page, I suddenly noticed the absence of those vexatious 'Banner Adds' and even looked at...
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We are all going to drive thoughtfully this Festive Season, arn't we!
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Interesting stats that older drivers are involved in less accidents than younger drivers but older drivers cause more accidents especially in rural areas. Such things as being totally ignorant of other road users, changing lanes and making turns without indicating and obstructing traffic appa...
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An oldie needing identification
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A friend who recently purchased a large property found this old beauty wasting away and is trying very hard to identify it. Unfortunately I am just far too young as to remember back that far..
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