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1: I prefer breasts to legs. 2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3: Smother the butter all over the breasts. 4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5: I've never seen a better spread! 6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change. 7: Are you ready for seconds yet? 8: It's a little dry, do you st...

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella said, 'Fairy G...

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning.... Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating myporridge?' he squeaks.. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks in...

Soiled Bed Sheets! This should make you smile and one for the Nurses & Security Guards as well!! An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided...

Hi all I am inspired by your comments and caring on this forum. I am an avid bush camper in a pop-top hiace. To date I have been travelling with a friend, but am keen to do a few trips on my own. I am concerned about what I would do on my own if something went wrong. It might be something simple like a tick latchi...

Watching TV the other night and some young people were asked about their favourite Christmas Carols. Amongst those named were a lot of the favourites such as Away in a manger, The first Noel and Silent Night. But one that caught my attention and mentioned by a lot of youngsters was "Jingle Bells&...

Does anyone use Mozilla Thunderbird as an email client? Pros and cons if you do, please!!

Maybe's. I have 6 Motorola MaxTrac 800 Radio's up for grab. Model Number atdxmwa5gb7ak, as far as i know they are in good working order. Not sure if they will suit the needs of GN's travelling. You pay postage and you can have one. There is also a base station set , same deal as above. -- Edited by Gary and Ke...

While having a stop over in Pt Augusta i got into a chat with this bloke who was doing a trip arround Auss in a OKA, seems that it is made in WA. This is a site that many would enjoy, but dont expect a quickie [ummm Disco] www.schoensleben.ch Hope u take the time.

What I Want in a Man, My Original List: > 1. Handsome > 2. Charming > 3. Financially successful > 4. A caring listener > 5. Witty > 6. In good shape > 7.. Dresses with style > 8. Appreciates finer things > 9. Full of thoughtful surprises > 10. An imaginative, ro...

Wow this machine is a ripper. Ok don't worry if you only like vanilla. So far I've made a batch of bannana, Chunky Ginger, Choc chip.... Really easy to make and it comes out the consistency of Mr Whippy then you put it into a container and freeze to store it.... I wonder if the bowl thing will fit in the carav...

Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night,a drunk American led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on thewall. 'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's asked 'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clo...

An old retired sailor puts on his uniform and heads to the docks once more for old times' sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, ' How am I doing '? The prostitute replies, 'Well old sailor, you...

Here is the Best Recovery I have ever seen. So glad this guy got over it!!

enjoy....

Chris & I stayed at Plushe's Bend for about a week. However on he night of 9/12 (I was away kayaking for a couple of days), Chris was alone & there was havock with locals hooning around the campsite + itinerates having a drunken & wild night. With no security & little company it was a frig...

Have just had a period of not being able to see anybody's avatar (except Ibbo's), for reasons known only to my computer, which I'm sure does it just to annoy me. Now that I see everybody has new ones it takes a minute to get to know you all again. Love your new Ambulance Terro, but not too sure about you Roll...

"Don't be silly honey, TomTom says this is the Shortest way"

Tiger Woods Holiday Poem Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse. She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry, Cause a bimbos phone number was in his Blackberry. Hed been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed. Woman after woman steppe...

Noticed that the new Nissan Pathfinder mirrors give a false indication of distance between me and any following vehicles. Know that most new vehicles have the left mirror that states that "objects in this mirror may be closer than you think " . On the pathfinder both mirrors give this...