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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.' 'Go awa...

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact. Mary. Mary. Is that you, Fred? Yes, Ive come back lik...

McNamarra park at BROKE nsw . 24 klm from singleton , toilets & shop(licenced) nearby & in the centre of the vineyards . 3 days limit ( just shift to other end of the park & reset the stay!!) Also Lake Liddell between Singleton & Muswellbrook on the new england hwy . $5 per night , Hot show...

Just wanted to say a public very big THANKS to TwoBob and Monica for their hospitality over the last couple of days. Beautiful tree to park under a very big welcome from the "boys" and a chauffer driven limo ride around beautiful Yepoon. The break was very welcome and it was the best couple of...

How hard is it to fit one of these to your tow vehicle, any special skills required?

Hi there, We are in the process of choosing a caravan. We know we want an ensuite and a van around 20ft and have been looking at Golden Eagle Eureka, Jayco, Millard and we really don't know whether one brand is better than the other. Can anyone recommend or give warnings against a certain brand? We are n...

I think you know when your getting old. I was watching porn the other night and found myself thinking " that bloody bed looks comfy "

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. 'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?' Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?' The Pope wrinkles his...

Hi everyone thanks for all input another q we think we have decided on our van a 22ft crusader manhatten but next q is the vehicle we are looking at discovery 3's look nice 3.5t towing which is heaps but have read forums till my brain starts to melt about the mitchel bros hi rise tow hitch and the hr wdh as th...

well ducky has passed his 500th posting, thus making him (god help us all) a GURU, a bearer of all knowledge, a veritable information bank of all things movable, a font of anything travel related, is there no bounds to this mans gratuitis postings it is with a warm smile that I be the first to say "...

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall Where a flower show was in progress. The thin one leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!' 'You're on!' said the o...

How To Stay Awake At Meetings This may help all you hard workers, dogged by meetings and seminars..........How to stay awake at meetings Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here's a way to change all of that. 1. Before (or during) you...

If anyone has a Jayco it would be worth having a read of this. Looks like it is up to the owner to contact them rather than they contact the owner. Cheers

Anyone in the Wide Bay Area who would like a place to camp for 4 weeks ( 10th Dec onwards) , we would be very grateful. 3 acres with a dam, power & water , plenty of room to camp, need someone to keep an eye on the place & feed chooks & give them water while we are away. Trustworthy & honest per...

P = The problem logged by the pilot. S = The solution logged by the mechanic. P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: No. 2 propeller seeping prop fluid....

While planning our trip to the west I made enquiries re my Canine associate being allowed into various attractions en route and I have a few replies back so as they come in I'll post them here, likewise if others can add to the list we could build a decent data base.... so here are a few: Pemberton Tramway...

(News Item: NW Airlines flight overflies destination by more than 100 n. miles.)

.hmmessage P { PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px } BODY.hmmessage { FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; FONT-SIZE: 10pt } Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!" Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have...

Implements of Math Destruction At New York's Kennedy airport today an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a square, a slide rule, and a calculator. The Attorney General believes the man is a me...