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Ever wanted to throw the duck out of an airplane? Well, now you can, click here to have fun. I must warn you, it is addictive. Cheers Neil

Spotted this set up at Ceduna Caravan Park ,4 dogs in total . It took about 4 minutes to set up and the dogs and other campers were all happy . Carried the wire on the draw bar only thing he need was a corner site to drive the van onto

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class in Melbourne , when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his arse. If you do not mind me saying,' stated the second, 'that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?' I regret I cannot', lamented...

This is Dorothy Dix's "Dictates for a Happy Life" ; http://library.apsu.edu/dix/happy.htm

1/ Leaving my driveway this morning I drove straight into a bus as it was 5 minutes early. 2/ I was driving along the road when I saw two kangaroos copulating in the middle of the road, causing me to ejaculate through the sun roof. 3/ I started to slow down, but the traffic was more stationery than I first th...

Greetings.Can I have my door key back?.I promise not to put the kitty litter tray in the "frig again.Thanks so very much for all the kind words posted to me.Not a bad World I live in after all.Cheers.Ibbo

Magic places within an hours drive from where I live 1/ The Condamine gorge 2/ Duck creek road to O'reillys 3/ Tamborine mountain 4/ The border ranges 5/Binna burrra

We are intending on travelling down the coast from Wollongong to Batesman Bay, Narooma, and Bega, from there we internd to go to Canberra. Does anyone know what the roads are like, as we are towing a 5th Wheeler. I have been told that the Monaro Hwy from Bega to Canberra is very windy and gets down to 25klm...

The national caravan rally is being held in Elmore Victoria Dec./Jan. 2010/11 there will br vans from clubs all over Australia, a huge roll up is expected. Just wondering if any other forum members will be there, I will be travelling down from Queensland with six other vans. Love to hear f...

Happy new year and lots of hugs to my forum friends!! Have missed the banter here, yes even you duck. Your wit is way more palatable then the group we went camping with... and NO HAPPY HOURS!!!!!! What is wrong with some people, no happy hours indeed. Last time we go camping with boring old fuddy duddy'...

Just made my first ever cake in my turbo benchtop convection overn. A peach and cinnamon tea cake. Turned out pretty good too. It was one of my own concoctions that I adapted to the turbo. Ma

In Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrolstation in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him ina typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.Ti...

Patty walks into a bar . about half along the bar sits a beautiful blonde with large breastt resting on the bar Patty orders a schooner of black Barman pours the schooner and slides it along the bar towards Patty The beer hits the blondes breast and in a flash the barman wipes the bar and licks the beer fr...

It turned out that the problem with our caravan fridge was indeed the element, as several of you advised. It was a separate element from the DC one, as the fridge was still working on both battery power and gas. When we got out the paperwork to try and figure out how to change the element we realised that th...

Scottish Courtship A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the Loch and for several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Conor." "Well, uh, I was thinkin' ... per...

Actual writings in Mpumalanga Hospital (South Africa) Register... 1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 4. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 11 kgs weig...

Last week Bob and I did a round trip from Tweed Heads to Uki to Ballina. Here is a few photos of that area and no I did not take the photos.

THIS IS ANOTHER PIECE OF INFO. I COLLECTED WHILE LIVING ON CAPE YORK, BUT HAVEN'T YET TRIED. IT MIGHT COME IN HANDY FOR SOME-ONE. TO PRESERVE POTATOES. DIP INTO BOILING WATER FOR 1 MINUTE. STORE IN A COOL DARK PLACE. SHOULD KEEP ABOUT 1 YEAR. THEY WON'T SPROUT. -- Edited by xina on Friday 3rd of July...

So, this guy has a pet duck and he goes to the movie theater to see a movie and brings his duck with him. He goes to the ticket window and says to the lady, "I'd like two tickets, one for me, and one for my duck." The lady says, "I can't give your duck a ticket." The man says, "What gi...

Highway patrol officer spots a blonde driving down the road with no hands on the wheel , he pulls alongside to see she is knitting , he the calls to her,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, pullover.. she replies ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,no, jumper!